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movelikejagger

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Member Since: 9 Dec 2011 05:54am

Last Seen: 22 Mar 2013 09:38am

Birthday: November 5

Location: Australia > QLD

Gender: F

user id: 248572

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I wasnt there then,
im here now forever and always ♥

Im forever young and im not giving u much INFO on me.

I like dancing and soccer.

i dont have any brothers or sisters but i feel like some of my friends r because they can get very annoying at times.

ONE DIRECTION
ONE DIRECTION
ONE DIRECTION
ONE DIRECTION
ONE DIRECTION
ONE DIRECTION
ONE DIRECTION
ONE DIRECTION
ONE DIRECTION
ONE DIRECTION
I LOVE THEM!

im different to most girls and im never gonna change that.

You waited and i left, you hugged another and i didnt care, you left and i never stopped crying << ill always love you seira (the bestest friend ever)

movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:28pm UTC

Plot Twist :
One direction stalks us.

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 5:02am UTC

Th a t s a d m o m e n t
When your so comfy in bed almost asleep then u needa pee. Then when u get back u cant get comfy again!
my quote ^^^ dont copy BRO!

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 5:03am UTC

Today there was a boy watching a girl across the street. I was watching him from my window.
me: *knocks on my window*
Boy: *looks over and walks over to me*
me: *opens the window to talk to him* do u like her
boy: yes, shes beautiful, funny, and the only one who i can trust because she is my best friend
me: *realizes this is my besties older sisters friend* i think i can help you
boy: *smiles and helps me out my window*
me: *walks over to emma* emma, i need help
emma: sure whats up
me: that boy u r besties with, over there *points to him* he likes you, really likes you, and he can tell you because he is scared you will hate him, he loves emma, and i know you love him
emma: thank-you for telling ... ill be right back *walks over to the boy* (jacob is his name*
boy: *smiles* hey whats up?
emma: you *grabbs his shirt and pulls him close, and kisses him*
10 minutes later
boy (jacob): *walks over* thank-you peta *hugs me tightly*
me: now you can help me *i smirk when we stop hugging
jacob: *smiles with a laugh and leanes down so i can whisper in his ear*
me: *whispers* your ex is bulling me badly because im short, stop it for me
boy: *takes my hands* and ill take you to dream world this week end with emma and her sister which is your bestie
me: *mouth drops ... closes it* YAAAY! *kisses his cheek*
true story ^^ and this saturday we are going but he is gonna make me go on every ride with him :/

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:27am UTC

Dear Guys:
When us girls are moving close and our hand is near yours, we want to hold your hand.
we're not trying to get your atention
NMQ, don't know the source, sorry.

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:24am UTC

Dear Guys:
At your wedding night with her
sing "what makes you beautiful" or "one thing"
just for her. Even if she hates 1D it will make her so happy.
NMQ, don't know the source, sorry.

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:22am UTC

Dear Guys:
If your inlove with her and cant say "i love you"
Remember she's yours, dont waste what you've got.
Get it out "i love you" 3 simple words that make us girls love you more then you could ever know.
NMQ, don't know the source, sorry.

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:27pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
Every time i look down at the key board
i see the U and I together every time♥
My quote ^^

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
♥
if i stoll your heart
and you stoll my heart
wouldnt that be
the perfect crime
♥
My quote ^^
Format Credit: Sandrasaurus

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Awkward fact:
Tall guy + short girl = CUTE
Short guy + Tall girl = REALLY AWKWARD
Heroes - All Time Low

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Dear Guys:
when us girls say "i'm cold"
you dont say "me too"
NMQ, don't know the source, sorry.

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 2:06am UTC

<< NICKI MANJA >>

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 1:57am UTC

Are you sure!
Pound The Alarm
Yes
No

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:40pm UTC

She made everything perfect.
We loved each other forever and always.
She didnt want to leave me, but she had to.
Now im waiting for the day i see my best friend seirra again.
Besties since pre school 2004 - this day 2012 (but last time i saw her- 17th of june grade 3)
♥
MISS YOU SIERRA
Format:blobbyblobster/blobbyformats

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:23am UTC

*❀*
I love you is my going to be my last words
*❀*
Format: blobbyblobster/blobbyformats

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:20am UTC

I was dancing in my room when ...
my dad walked in on me and started chest pumping
My dad is so awesome! he told me to let it out and when i did he told me now kill one direction and i made his noise bleed :)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:18am UTC

I showed my cat witty today
She start staring at the screen watching me, then when i went to the toilet ... i heard a crash ♥
I ran back in my room and my cat was a puff ball hissing at the broken screen laptop ... i love my cat :)
Format:blobbyblobster/blobbyformats

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:12am UTC

Heres to the guys
Who would jump in front of a bullet for that one special girl ... that one girl who doesn’t / didnt love him back.
All my quote ^^ dont sell or ill kill u!

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:08am UTC

Who am i
to judge anyone on they’re looks. to judge what anyone loves. to judge who ur with. to judge ur life style. to judge ur line of work. to judge ur room. to judge ur favourite t.v show. to judge what u believe in. to judge ur crush, to judge ur family, anything. Who am i to judge everything about u.
SO WHY DO U JUDGE ME?

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 10:54am UTC

Plot twist:
He looks at ur personality, not ur chest
Format Credit To - ImOnlyATeen

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 2:41am UTC

Plot twist:
If i was actually noticed
on witty.

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