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  1. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Like 90% of the ocean remais
    unexplored and you're telling
    me mermaids don't exist?
    smh.

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    One Direction
    first single of the new album
    called 'heartbreakers' will be out on november 20th

    Format credit to ThatsSoMeee/ quote credit to OneDirection ♥

  3. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:40am UTC
    You cant just walk
    back into my life and pretened like \\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\
    [ nothing ever happened ]
    Between us.

  4. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:27am UTC
    Guys who,:
    Ask questions
    Hug you a lot
    Are athletic
    Can play guitar
    Are funny
    Tell stupid jokes
    Go places with you
    Want to meet your parents
    Compliment you
    Call you 'baby'
    Are protective
    Talk on the phone
    Pick you up even though you tell them not to
    Know when something's wrong
    Get along with your friends/family
    Kiss you a lot
    Are a little shy
    Say "I love you" a lot
    Text you "Good morning" before you're even awake
    Use a lot of smiley faces when they text
    Are smart
    Hold your hand
    Comment any others ;* :)

  5. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Stop the traffic. Let 'em through.

  6. love_yourself love_yourself
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Fact: Your left boob is usually bigger than your right.
    Please tell me you didn't just check your boobs...

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    *When a girl calls you ugly.*
    "Girl I don't care."
    *When a guy calls you ugly*
    "OMG. WHAT AN AS$HOLE."


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    I support true love ♥

  10. luv2laugh luv2laugh
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:09am UTC
    Guys hate when girls talk to
    other guys, but they sure
    love talking to other girls...

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    "Do you wishpeople could delete the videos of you crying on x factor?"
    Harry: My eyes were sweating

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  12. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    *Me watching a movie*
    Me: What the heck is going on?
    Me: I need to go to the bathroom
    Me: I want some popcorn.
    Me: Why don't relationships just work like this?
    Me: Where do I know that actor from?
    Me: You can't just make out in the middle of the school hallway!
    Me: Based on a true story? That's just depressing.
    Me: Guy at my school are not this attractive.
    Me: It must have been awkward filming that scene.
    Me: This is why I have high expectations for relationships.
    Me: DON'T GO IN THE CLOSET! DON'T GO IN THE CLOSET!
    Me: I can already tell I'm going to hate this character.
    Me: Thank you, tallest person in the world, for obstructing my view by sitting in front of me.
    Me: The book was so much better.

  13. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    Suspect: It wasn't me!
    Detective: There is nobody else, its gotta be you!
    Me: ONLY YOU!!!! ITS GOTTA BE YOU! ONLY YOU!!

  14. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Witty seems like a civil war
    between the fangirls and the ones who aren't.
    And between all the hate quotes and comments back and forth,
    i'm just wondering..
    what happened to witty being a family?

  15. HarryPotterr HarryPotterr
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    If happy ever after did exist,
    I would still be holding you like this.. ♥

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    This is how it goes:
    I will respect those
    who respect me,
    and forget those
    who forget me.
    Simple as that.

  17. WishAmongTheStars WishAmongTheStars
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    we all have that one teacher,
    who gets sidetracked, and ends up talking about her personal life for the
    rest of the class

  18. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    I'M IN LOVE WITH CITIES
    I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AND PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  19. gloriaLOVE gloriaLOVE
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Dobby never meant to kill.
    //Dobby only meant to maim... Or seriously injure.//

  20. JustAnotherTumblrGirl JustAnotherTumblrGirl
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    regular person: have you seen the episode where-
    me: i've seen all the episodes

:)

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