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  1. Julidanika Julidanika
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I'm sure if One Direction
    found witty they'd be really creeped out

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    The Seven Basic Relationships
    1) The "I like him, he like's her" relationship. When the person you love is in
    love with someone else.
    2) The "Everyone knows; Except them" relationship. When two people act
    like they're togethor. Even though they don't admit it, they still show it.
    3) The "Love/ Hate" relationship. When two people fight or argue to make
    other people believe they don't have feelings for each other.
    4) The "Friend Zone" relationship. When the person you love only sees
    you as a close friend.
    5) The "Just Kidding" relationship. When two people keep breaking up
    and getting back togethor.
    6) The "Betrayed" relationship. When he turns out to be everything you
    thought he wasn't.
    7) The "If You're Lucky" relationship. When the person you fall in love with
    falls in love with you.
    Comment ones you think I missed!!
    FULL CREDIT TO THE ONE AND ONLY: therestofpage20. FIND HER ON TUMBLR

  3. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Am i the only one that
    Used to think duct tape was called Duck tape?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Here's to the Directioners who
    Don't favor a member of One Direction more
    Than the others, but have that one member
    Who stole their heart.

  5. Blondy121 Blondy121
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:24pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    To tell you the truth
    I don't have much to offer.
    But I'll still give you everything I've got,
    even if it's barely anything at all.
    I'll give you late thoughts, long hugs,
    someone to talk to, someone to care for,
    someone who will always be there ,
    a hand to hold, and somebody to lean on.
    And if that's not enough,
    just know you have all of me.
    I hope that's enough...

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    Feeling beast when you sing
    a fast verse from a song successfully.

  9. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
    Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
    Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
    Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
    Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
    Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn: It was awesome

  10. JustThatAwkwardTeenager JustThatAwkwardTeenager
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    My hair tie wont go around my hair 3 times
    but it's too loose when it's only wrapped twice

  11. Rosycheeks32 Rosycheeks32
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2O13
    move out of the way kids,
    i've been waiting 1O years for this.

  12. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:34am UTC
    I thought witty was supposed to be a family?
    No, this isn't a quote about the 'old witty'. This is a quote about the bullying on witty. I joined witty because I needed someone to vent to, and I saw how lovely you are. But now witty's filled with hate. Yes, all the One Direction quotes are annoying, and it would get annoying if you weren't a fan. But no-one has the right to insult anyone's musical taste. That's just disrespectful. Everyone's being so rude to eachother, and there are so many quotes saying rude things about wittians.
    I love witty, t's helped me so much, but please stop the bullying.
    I probably gonna geta lot of hate, cos im not an 'old wittian', but I've been reading the quotes here for ages and I can see how witty's changed.
    It used to be so welcoming, and now people get hate if they weren't here since 2010.
    Please witty.
    Can't we just be friends again?
    sorry for the vent, just needed to get it off my chest :-)
    hate comments will be deleted

  13. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    DEAR NERDFEMALE ON TWITTER.
    Your wishing for Avalanna to die?
    Youre saying shes ugly because she has cancer?
    You're calling her ugly and an alien?
    SHE HAS FREAKIN CANCER.
    You heartless pos!
    You called Justin Biebers grandma rude names.
    AND WISHED DEATH ON HER.
    You are a SAD excuse for a human being.
    Your telling me kids in Africa DESERVE TO DIE?!
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
    Everyone go to http://twitter.com/nerdfemale.
    report. report. report.
    report. report. report.

  14. One_Direction5 One_Direction5
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Mrs.Horan
    Mrs.Tomlinson
    Mrs.Payne
    Mrs.Atyles
    Mrs.Malik
    Fave if i said your name!!!!

  15. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Liam: Sometimes Harry falls asleep just like this. *makes a funny face with his mouth wide open*Liam: So then we put things in his mouth, like straws from our mouths... and other things.Niall: Sometimes chips! Zayn: Anything you can fit in there.

  16. xxokiraxxo xxokiraxxo
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:19am UTC
    I'M A LITTLE
    '- - - - - - - - - - > d r u n k o n y o u
    { AND HIGH ♥ «
    / / + o n s u m m e r t i m e

  17. BriBri27 BriBri27
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:40am UTC
    ONE DIRECTION <3
    FAV IF YOU LOVE THEM
    COMMENT IF YOU HATE THEM

  18. ElesaysSMILE ElesaysSMILE
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    *Me when alone and not surrounded by pretty girls and happy couples*:
    You know what, I am kinda pretty, i mean, my hairs ok, and there are uglier people, yeah, soon enough a really great guy is gonna come along and love me, and we'll get married and have kids!
    *Me when in public surrounded by pretty girls and happy couples*:
    WHY AM I SUCH A POTATO, OMG, SHES WAY PRETTIER THEN ME, OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER IM NEVER GONNA HAVE THAT, IM GONNA BE ALONE FOREVER MAY ASWELL BUY MY CATS NOW.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. xhaileex xhaileex
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Definition of
    "there's no food in the house"=
    "We're out of food I would actually eat."

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