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  1. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Confession:
    I still can't get over One Direction fans telling Kennadee, Mitch Lucker's(Singer of Suicide Silence) daughter, to go kill herself if she wanted to see her dad so bad.

  2. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    Periods;
    why does it have to be blood, why can't it be
    Fairy dust?

  3. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 7:11pm UTC
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  4. Elena1999 Elena1999
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    daughter :mom, I got you a mug
    mom: really? what does it look like?
    daughter : it says "worlds best grandma"
    mom: what?
    daughter : surprise....
    nmf/quote credit to lorcan

  5. boobear4 boobear4
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 5:27pm UTC
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  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    January 2012: This is going to be my year
    December 2012: I tried

  7. dragonfly26 dragonfly26
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    I overheard this conversation on the bus.
    Kid: I barely talked today.
    Kid: You know why?
    Kid: Because people are stupid.
    Kid: I hate people.
    This kid needs to be on Witty.

  8. Cheesie7895 Cheesie7895
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    This girl in my class,
    shes chinese,
    she has this tattoo on the back of her neck.
    That says,
    'MADE IN CHINA'.
    i thought it was pretty awesome.

  9. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    When the top quote is " who else drew a sun in
    the corner of their paper when they were little"
    and you're just like..I still do...

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Those Annoying girls on witty: omg you guys are soo amazing. I love and care about all of my followers. Oh and I try follow back<3
    Followers:574
    Following:12
    Really? are you sure??

  11. phee* phee*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    Me looking in the mirror:
    Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
    my quote

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    14.4 million letters are lost
    in the mail every year.
    all of our acceptance letters to hogwarts must have been part of that 14.4 million.

  13. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Who else as a kid,
    drew a sun in the corner of their paper?

  14. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
    -____-
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
    Even though I went to school.
    format credit jimmy365

  15. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:46pm UTC
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    winter♥

  16. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:53pm UTC
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  17. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Tom was born in 1942
    With eyes of blue
    And the doctors said that his birth was far too fast
    His heart stopped twice
    But yet he survived
    As he took his first breath
    His mother took her last.
    And his father knew that he wasn’t to blame
    But he never quite looked at Tom the same after that
    And he rarely spoke about her
    But when he did
    He said your mother used to say this
    When the skies are looking bad my dear
    And your heart's lost all it’s hope
    After dawn there will be sunshine
    And all the dust will go
    Skies will clear my darling
    I’ll wake up with the one I love the most
    And in the morning, I’ll make you up
    Some tea and toast
    When we met through a friend
    Who introduced them
    The first thing Tom said was "Would you like to dance?"
    They moved with each other and when the music got slower
    He said "Don’t let go of my hand"
    He said "It’s only polite if I ask you tonight
    Would it be alright, if I could walk you home?"
    That night he told her of his birth
    And said when it hurt
    He thought about what his mother said about tea and toast
    Two quick years they went by
    They were side by side
    And without a plan, they conceived a little child
    He said "Woman I love you and this you know
    But I only have enough for our food and clothes
    But I love you and this baby
    Until the day that I die"
    She said "We’ll take care of this little life
    And we’ll fall in love with her baby blue eyes
    And we’ll be alright from some advice that I know"
    She said I never got to meet her
    But if I did, I’m sure your mother would have said this
    When the skies are looking bad my dear
    And your heart's lost all it’s hope
    After dawn there will be sunshine
    And all the dust will go
    Skies will clear my darling
    We'll show this baby all the love we know
    And in the morning, I’ll make you up
    Some tea and toast
    Well he took those words
    And he made them proud
    He worked day after day
    And hour after hour
    So they could buy a little house just on the outside of town
    The little girl grew up and so did they
    They said that they loved each other everyday
    And forty years later, that brings us to now
    And as they’re walking down the street
    Her grip loosens on his hand
    He puts his arm around her side as she falls to the ground
    He hears her breathing and thats the only sound
    Her body on the floor attracts a worried crowd
    Tears roll off his face as he says “Don’t let go, now”
    And he’s sitting by her bed in the hospital ward
    And their daughter walks in with a family of her own
    She says “Dad, I don’t know if she can hear you now
    but there’s one thing your Mum would want you to know”
    When the skies are looking bad my dear
    And your heart's lost all it’s hope
    After dawn there will be sunshine
    And all the dust will go
    Skies will clear my darling
    Now it’s time for you to let go
    I'm gonna wake you up in the morning
    With some tea and toast


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. sydneyjrw sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Relatables #24
    Thinking back to a recent conversation and realizing how awkward/stupid you were
    Format:twilightgirl995

  20. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Oh,
    so you're 12 and your boyfriend broke up with you?
    Please, tell me about how your life is over and you'll never love again

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