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nicolexoxohugsandkisses
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 10:39pm UTC

So tomarrow I'm trolling my boyfriend
I'm going to say
"I didn't know what to get you so for your birthday I'm just going to give you lots of kisses"
..........................Then slowly lean in...........................
and pull out this huge bag of hershey kisses I bought out
mwahahaha
im seriously doing it though

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kaylenmckenzie97
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 7:11pm UTC

im always like im gonna go on a diet, then im like i'll start tomorrow.....
still haven't started that diet(:

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Me: I'm actually happy now.
Life: Lol one sec.

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CupcakeeLuvah
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 6:50pm UTC

Who Remembers...
The F.U.N Song?
SpongeBob
SquarePant

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 6:56pm UTC

♚
KEEP CALM
AND
PIG OUT
WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT WEIGHT

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lettherainhideyourtears
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 3:41pm UTC

The difference between me and most girls:
Most girls: *eats half an apple* I'm full!
Me: *eats two pizzas, five apples, a watermelon, three boxes of cookies, a jar of peanut butter, 5 jars of nutella, a loaf of bread, a horse, a turkey, ten apple pies, a container of ice cream and a glass of milk*
Barack Obama:
Stephen Harper:
Josh Hutcherson:
Daniel Radcliffe:
Emma Watson:
Osama Bin Laden:
Teletubies:
Mom:
Dad:
Best friend:
School:
Teachers:
Duck:
Horse:
Bird:
Dog:
God:
Me:
Me:
Me: I'm still hungry.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Beth*
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 9:29am UTC

I've met my prince charming
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- he just happends to be my dog.
nmf

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xxCaliLizxx
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Who else watches
Jenna Marbles
thecomputernerd01
charlieissocoollike
...any one?

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carson5482
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Everyone says Shrek is the best fairytale...
I have to disagree and here's why...
Everyone says Shrek is the best fairytale because it shows that two imperfect people can have happy endings.
Here's what *I* got from Shrek:
Fiona wouldn't give Shrek the time of day until Shrek discovered that she was also an ogre at night. Therefore, it taught me that an imperfect person can only find love with another imperfect person...
The real best fairytale in my opinion is Beauty and the Beast.
In this fairytale, a perfect girl fell in love with a man dispite his imperfections.
It teaches us that you don't have to be beautiful for people to love you. It teaches us that we need to look at what's on the inside, rather than looks.
Don't judge a book by it's cover.
This is why Beauty and the Beast is a better fairy tale than Shrek.
Disagree with me? Comment!
Follow for a follow. :)

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breanee
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 6:30pm UTC

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & I'm like
" this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police"

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manhattanight
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

PLOT TWIST
The series finale of iCarly ends with
Miranda Cosgrove waking up
from a coma in a hospital bed,
with Drake and Josh by her side
saying, "Megan?"

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osnapitzdanni*
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 12:43am UTC

Crying Girl: [reading from paper] I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
[about to cry]
Damian: [shouting from back] She doesn't even go here!
Ms. Norbury: Do you even go to this school?
Crying Girl: No... I just have a lot of feelings...
Ms. Norbury: Ok go home...
[girl walks off stage]
Ms. Norbury: Next!

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