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nicolexoxohugsandkisses

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Member Since: 8 Apr 2012 01:13pm

Last Seen: 24 Mar 2013 12:33pm

user id: 290505

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Hi, I'm Nicole. 
kbye
 

  1. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 11:31am UTC
    *Me looking at a 12-year-olds facebook"
    Me: Your profile picture is ratchet
    Me: You look like a trashy raccoon
    Me: Wow dramatic status much?
    Me: You're practically a fetus!
    Me: Did he break your heart at age 7?
    Me: WTF
    Me: WTF
    Me: nobody cares
    Me: shut uppp
    Me: You disgust me.

  2. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 7:59pm UTC
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  3. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    I want have those followers that actually fave and comment on my quotes..
    Like a little internet family, ya know?
    And then I comment on their quotes and profiles and it's like...an awesome communication of rainbows and unicorns.
    Wouldn't that just be awesome?

  4. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be awesome if
    when you pressed backspace pacman would appear on your computer and eat the letters

  5. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    Just passed a drug test.
    My dealer has some explaining to do

  6. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    Every cooking show ever:
    "If you can't get butter infused with the tears of virgin Dutch milkmaids,
    store bought is fine"

  7. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    Lesbians
    Why do some of them date manly-looking women?
    I just don't get it.
    If they look like dudes, then what's wrong with actual dudes?
    can someone please explain this to me

  8. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 10:58pm UTC
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  9. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    -i had a dirty dream about u bby ;)
    -oh yeah? what was it about? ;)
    -you tripped and fell in mud

  10. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    I just went fishing
    Except instead of a rod I used my hand
    And instead of a pond it was a toilet
    And instead of a fish it was my iphone

  11. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    It's really funny
    how every year on valentines day I get all excited
    even though I know I won't be anyone's valentine.
    Just me?
    f o r m a t credit to j i m m y 3 6 5

  12. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    My favorite thing guys do is when they call me pretty.
    Probably because I've always been attracted to people with a sense of humor.

  13. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:12am UTC
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  14. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 12:40am UTC
    when some popular person likes your facebook picture
    like, is this a joke or..?

  15. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 5:58pm UTC
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  16. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    I'm Not Lazy,
    I'm just on power save mode.

  17. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Pitch Perfect #1
    Bumper: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
    Fat Amy: Well... sometimes I have the feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.

  18. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    So tomarrow I'm trolling my boyfriend
    I'm going to say
    "I didn't know what to get you so for your birthday I'm just going to give you lots of kisses"
    ..........................Then slowly lean in...........................
    and pull out this huge bag of hershey kisses I bought out
    mwahahaha
    im seriously doing it though

  19. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Seasonal Insults
    Winter Addition
    "You must like Christmas because you a ho ho ho"
    merry christmas everybody

  20. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Class>Swag

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