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posted a quote
May 20, 2012 12:38pm UTC

I Don't
like it when people say 'LLN'
because i think its rude when people
make fun fo my laugh
- Niall Horan
Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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sparklemaddy710
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 12:02pm UTC

the awkward moment
when a little kid asks you where a baby comes from...

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BeKaHlYnN
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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伤*
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Harry is still
my baby brother, but i always
knew those curls
were going to be famous
- Gemma styles
- OneDirection

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posted a quote
May 20, 2012 12:32pm UTC

When fans cry at signings
we do our best to
comfort them."
- Niall Horan ♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 8:35am UTC

Whenever I delete text messages,
I feel like I’m deleting evidence.

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XOandrea257
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 4:42pm UTC

The awkward moment
when your shampoo bottle starts farting while your trying to get the last of what's in it.
♥

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rainbowtoaster2
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 4:43pm UTC

He's perfect.

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liveyourlife28
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 4:43pm UTC

smiles are like bandaids, they cover up the
pain, but it still hurts.
♥

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italiangirl3
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Today, I decided that I want to be a ninja when I grow up. I Googled "Ninja School" to see where I can be professionally trained in the art. I followed a link that said Ninja School, and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School.
♥
nmf/nmq

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