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  1. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Because I see
    sparks fly whenever you smile

  2. $* $*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    OH MY GOD ZAYN! I'm your Biggest Fan!
    - Louis Tomlinson

  3. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Have you ever thought just maybe,
    you belong with me.

  4. OneDirectionMoments OneDirectionMoments
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:22pm UTC
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  5. warrior warrior
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Would you like some face with your make-up?

  6. ignoranceisblisslmfao* ignoranceisblisslmfao*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Cheesey Pick Up Lines
    Are you Jamaican?
    Cuz you're Jamaican me crazy (;
    Should I start a series? 1 ♥ = YES

  7. softballgurl softballgurl
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Just so you know,
    I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE I FIRST MET YOU...
    if only YOU could see this. ♥

  8. teresecouturexx teresecouturexx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Oh, you broke up with the love of your life?
    It mus t be so hard being 11.

  9. IMayNotCutButItHurtsTheSameAmount IMayNotCutButItHurtsTheSameAmount
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    RIP
    The girl I used to be.

  10. music19 music19
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Teenage Post #090
    That awkward moment when
    an adult is trying to be funny
    and you have to put on a
    fake laugh to be polite.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Jasminebaybie Jasminebaybie
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    So I saw a quote that said:
    One Direction Moment #64
    Zayn sometimes googles himself when he's bored.
    And i thought to myself: Well Zayn, it
    looks like we are meant to be beacause I
    do the same thing...EVERYDAY <333 (;

  13. helenlovesyou1997 helenlovesyou1997
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Just Because She's Pretty,
    Does'nt Mean You're Ugly..

  14. anonymous3 anonymous3
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    facebook
    Friend
    I just ate waffles for breakfast!
    0Like · 1Comment·
    Comment: Like I give a f*ck!
    So true...
    Fave if your friends post pointless things on fb

  15. OneDirectionMoments OneDirectionMoments
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    One Direction Moment #67
    In an interview a few months ago, Harry decided to take off all his clothes to distract the rest of the boys.

  16. Karsyn Karsyn
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Imagine waking up in an exorsism
    Priest: Leave this body, you foul beast!!!
    me: Who're you calling a foul beast?

  17. elena_krkr_ elena_krkr_
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    May 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC
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  18. justforthebanter justforthebanter
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    my thoughts at school:
    me: aw my teacher looks like a bunny
    me: WHY DOES HOMEWORK EXIST
    me: can't we just have mcdonalds for lunch?
    me: omg just shut up, no one cares about your opinion
    me: do you have to make a comment on everything?
    me: imagine if a celeb i loved walked in now and hugged me
    me: -sings random song in head-
    me: i must try and resist the urge to sing outloud
    me: what is the date?
    me: maths teacher said pi, omg i love pie
    me: dear stomach, please shut up
    me: hate it when someone trys to be class clown, that is not your job
    me: i'm so tired, why can't these chairs be beds?
    me: is it actually possible to be that stupid
    me: i hate most of you
    me: your voice is really annoying me, please be quiet

  19. marquezpriscilla marquezpriscilla
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Believe in each other.
    Exchange silly stories.
    Share favorite clothes.
    Tell it like it is.
    Find the answers.
    Rely on each other.
    Inspire bravery.
    Encourage dreams.
    Never stop caring.
    Devise crazy schemes.
    Stand by each other

  20. missrose12 missrose12
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    (One Direction in a horror movie)
    Killer: *Calls Zayn* I see you.
    Zayn: Omg, really? Do I look good?
    Killer: ...
    Killer: *Enters in kitchen* What are you doing?
    Niall: Making a sandwich.
    Killer: At a time like this?
    Niall: Theres always time to eat.
    Killer: ...
    Killer: *Opens door room* What the--
    Louis: Shut the door! Can't you see we're busy!?
    Harry: COME BACK TO BED BOOBEAR!
    Killer: ...
    Liam: *Goes on Twitcam* Hey guys! There's a killer in our house! He's trying to kill us! That's not very nice...
    Killer:
    Killer:
    Killer:
    Killer: I need a new hobby.
    1111

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