justforthebanter

justforthebanter
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January 25, 2013 11:18am UTC

♡we accept the favourites we think we deserve♡

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justforthebanter
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December 26, 2012 2:58pm UTC

what do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
an egg.

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justforthebanter
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November 23, 2012 1:44pm UTC

someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader
nmq/nmf

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justforthebanter
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November 23, 2012 1:32pm UTC

~whenever you feel sad,
just remember there are billions of cells in your body that all care about you~
nmq

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October 19, 2012 3:34pm UTC

normal people: i love that celebrity!! he's so hot
me: I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT CELEBRITY WE'RE
GETTING MARRIED OMG FJKASDAKJFAS HE'S GORGEOUS
AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I COULD EXPLODE

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justforthebanter
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October 14, 2012 2:50pm UTC

me at school: *really quiet*
me at home: HELLO EVERYONE STEP INTO MY KINGDOM
YOU'RE ALL FABULOUS MY DARLINGS MWAH X X

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justforthebanter
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October 14, 2012 1:05pm UTC

what if birds aren't singing,
they're screaming because
they're afraid of heights
nmf nmq

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justforthebanter
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October 8, 2012 1:41pm UTC

b(r)it(ain)☂

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justforthebanter
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September 2, 2012 8:59am UTC

mum: what are you doing!?!?!?
me: ummmm looking for stuff to clean with
mum: on your phone?
me: yep

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justforthebanter
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August 19, 2012 10:21am UTC

'knock knock'
'who's there?'
'labrinth'
'come in'

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justforthebanter
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August 19, 2012 10:18am UTC

playing tag with usain bolt as a child must of been difficult
♥

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July 23, 2012 2:20pm UTC

american: i want to live in the UK
asian: i want to live in the UK
indian: i want to live in the UK
african: i want to live in the UK
canadian: i want to live in the UK
australian: i want to live in the UK
british: wat

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justforthebanter
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July 22, 2012 9:22am UTC

~someone falls over~
me: hahahahaha
person:
me:
person:
me:
person:
me: OH YOUR CRYING I'M SORRY

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July 8, 2012 11:15am UTC

simba was moving really slow,
so i told him to mufasa.

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justforthebanter
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June 8, 2012 1:05pm UTC

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imagine if people looked like their personalities
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justforthebanter
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June 8, 2012 12:48pm UTC

half of these one direction quotes and facts aren't even true

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justforthebanter
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May 20, 2012 2:53pm UTC

my thoughts at school:
me: aw my teacher looks like a bunny
me: WHY DOES HOMEWORK EXIST
me: can't we just have mcdonalds for lunch?
me: omg just shut up, no one cares about your opinion
me: do you have to make a comment on everything?
me: imagine if a celeb i loved walked in now and hugged me
me: -sings random song in head-
me: i must try and resist the urge to sing outloud
me: what is the date?
me: maths teacher said pi, omg i love pie
me: dear stomach, please shut up
me: hate it when someone trys to be class clown, that is not your job
me: i'm so tired, why can't these chairs be beds?
me: is it actually possible to be that stupid
me: i hate most of you
me: your voice is really annoying me, please be quiet

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justforthebanter
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May 20, 2012 2:29pm UTC

you
"friends buy you lunch. best friends eat yours."

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justforthebanter
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May 19, 2012 5:42am UTC

person: nerd.
me: well, i'm sorry for doing well in school.

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justforthebanter
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May 5, 2012 12:48pm UTC

_________________
when i'm older, i want to live like they do on f.r.i.e.n.d.s
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