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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 4:46pm UTC

I like you
But I feel like I don’t have a chance.
So many other people want to be with you,
and I feel like they’re so much better.
I feel like you like them more and I hate it.
I wish you knew how strong my feelings are for you,
even better…
I wish you felt the same way.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jake_from_State_Farm
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 9:12pm UTC

I'm wearing
khakis..

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 12:19pm UTC

Never
let the fear of striking out
keep you from
playing the game.
♥

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 6:06pm UTC

the best part about the Olympics:
getting introduced to a whole new set of attractive faces to stalk.

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Cutie2946
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:03pm UTC

I wonder if.....
anyone ever watched
'Storage Wars'
and was like,
"Hey that's my stuff!"

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ICONiac
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 11:54am UTC

blacklace
Anyone notice witty is
blue? :)
- - ♥ - -
blacklace

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ScarletOhara
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Andrea Russett Quote #1
My favorite animals are rhinos just because I feel like they are unicorns in a fatter version...Rhinos could just be unicorns in the wittness protecion program.
♥

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imaginationgirl
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Dear CleaningProducts,
Whenever my dog comes inside all muddy and splatters mud all over, causing me to throw my red juice in the air, my brother to spill his orange juice and my dad to make the toaster explode my mom does not smile, clean the mess with your product then bake me cookies.
Sincerly,
Currently cleaning the mess with my dog, brother and dad.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:06pm UTC

When your teacher gives a 20 minute speech about wasteing time.

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rebecca*
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:38pm UTC

Witty Profiles Logic
talking about the girls on 16 & pregnant: lolol they're such idiots hah they've ruined their lives lol they're so stupid.
16 year old girl on Witty gets pregnant: OMG CONGRATS! name the baby after me, babe. love you xoxoxoxo
a celebrity gets caught smoking weed: they're such a bad role model. omg. how dare they. that's terrible and disgusting
someone on Witty smokes weed: hey it's your life do what makes you happy i'm not here to judge

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Antisocial
antisocool
aint i so cool

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 9:18pm UTC

do you ever just want to gently place your hands
on someones cheeks and hold their head
there in your hands, and looking into their eyes
and then violently jerk their head
on a right angle and snap their neck?
bet you didnt see that plot twist coming.

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Lil Bro: I like... *slight pause*
Me: You like wha-
Lil Bro: BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE...
Me: Uhh, wha-
Lil Bro: ALL YOU OTHER BRUTHAS CAN'T DENY...
Me: Um, Dad-
Dad: THAT GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YO' FACE, YOU GET...
Me: Ah, what the hell.
All of Us: SPRUNG!
Mom walks in: What the heck is going on?
Dad: Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her-
And THAT, my friends, is how my dad got his first b*tchslap.

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