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_kendall_

1. _kendall_
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   Squilliam Fancyson has a moustache on his forehead.
   lol
   
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2. _kendall_
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   August 16, 2012 6:12pm UTC
   Remember all those little things,
   .That we did together? I can't seem to get them out of my head...
   ♥
   
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3. _kendall_
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   August 16, 2012 5:54pm UTC
   "Patrick, you're a genius!"
   "I get called that a lot."
   "What, a genius?"
   "No, Patrick."
   Spongebob.
   
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4. _kendall_
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   August 16, 2012 5:34pm UTC
   ♚
   KEEP
   CALM
   AND
   BLAME
   MOJO JOJO
   
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5. _kendall_
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   August 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
   Everyone wants a friend
   Like Cat from Victorious.
   
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6. _kendall_
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   August 12, 2012 9:29pm UTC
   Those devoted story writers on witty;
   write stories even though nobody favorites them.
   
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7. _kendall_
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   August 10, 2012 10:48pm UTC
   LOVE
   ////is our weapon.
   
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8. _kendall_
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   August 10, 2012 10:17pm UTC
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9. _kendall_
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   August 10, 2012 7:22pm UTC
   Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down.
   It's like shooting someone and wondering why they're bleeding.
   
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10. _kendall_
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    August 10, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    My mom's best friend has leukemia. He was always there for her, even when my parent's divorced. He was such a sweetie; and when my mom found out, she was crying. Literally, in tears. It makes me shiver, wondering what he did to deserve this. He's like an uncle to me, a father. I love him, even though I'm not related to him. Stay strong, Joe. Me and Michelle love you, and we're going to keep you going, and not going to let go.
    
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11. _kendall_
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    August 9, 2012 1:42am UTC
    Patrick: Firmly grasp it.
    Patrick: Fiiirmly grasp it.
    Patrick: FIRMLY GRASP IT!!
    Squidward: ERGEGFHGDG!!
    
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12. _kendall_
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    August 9, 2012 12:37am UTC
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13. _kendall_
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    August 8, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Who else noticed;
    in every High School TV Show/Movie, they always have a top locker.
    
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14. _kendall_
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    August 8, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Don't text me in that tone of voice.
    
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15. _kendall_
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    August 8, 2012 12:25am UTC
    SPONGEBOB
    Spongebob: *is dying*
    Random Fish: SPONGEBOB, WHAT DO YOU NEED?!
    Spongebob: A tailorr...
    Spongebob: BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!
    
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16. _kendall_
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    August 7, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Stop looking so hot.
    I'm trying to get over you.
    
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17. _kendall_
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    August 7, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    I bet your "Forever young" tattoo is going to look so cute when you're 90.
    
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18. _kendall_
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    August 6, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    That "Aww f/ck" moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and haven't done anything she told you to do.
    
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19. _kendall_
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    August 6, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Cool story bro. Wanna hear a fairytale? Once upon a time nobody gave a f/ck. The end.
    
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20. _kendall_
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    August 5, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    Mom: Bye honey, leaving for the weekend
    Me: Aww bye mom! *really is exploding with happiness*
    Mom: *leaves*
    Me: YES~!
    Me: *logs on Witty*
    Me: *is on for four hours straight*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: MOM MAKE ME A SANDWHICH
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: i really didn't think this through.
    
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