Ohhey_ilikeyourface

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Member Since: 4 Aug 2012 03:37pm

Last Seen: 10 Aug 2012 03:59pm

Location: I'm at my computer, silly.

Gender: F

user id: 322696

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 9:11pm UTC

I'm just going to lie on the floor until I become attractive.

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC

"Heeeyy"
"____ is offline"
Oh I see how it is.

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Guys: ugh, why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying.
Guys: ew fat chicks.

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:02pm UTC

Whenever I hear someone say,
"I'm not book smart, I'm street smart,"
all I hear is,
"I'm not real smart, I'm imaginary smart."
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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:53pm UTC

So in school today...
We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having
the super power to fly or be invisible what would you choose?"
About six people raised their hands to answer the question.
He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk
to anyone.
She stood up and her exact words were:
"I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a superpower to be invisible."
freakquotes.com

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:54pm UTC

Me: *accidentally breaks a toy from the store in front of an employee*
Employee: Ma'am, you need to buy that.
Me: *goes to the front and buys it*
Me: Um, sir, I'd like to return this. It was broken when I bought it.

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Her: Would you ever want to change something about me?
Him: Yes.
Her: :'(
Him: Your first name.
Her: Wait, do you mean my last-
Him: You heard me, Megatron.

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:44pm UTC

People are posting like "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S AUGUST"
I'm like, what tf' did you think came after July? July Jr.?

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Lil Bro: I like... *slight pause*
Me: You like wha-
Lil Bro: BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE...
Me: Uhh, wha-
Lil Bro: ALL YOU OTHER BRUTHAS CAN'T DENY...
Me: Um, Dad-
Dad: THAT GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YO' FACE, YOU GET...
Me: Ah, what the hell.
All of Us: SPRUNG!
Mom walks in: What the heck is going on?
Dad: Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her-
And THAT, my friends, is how my dad got his first b*tchslap.

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Other teenagers: adultery, drugs, alcohol.
Their parents: "Don't do it again."
Me: doesn't do dishes.
My parents: "YOU ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL YOU
ARE TEARING OUR FAMILY APART"

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:48pm UTC

I am the anti-venom running through your veins,
I am the one who loved you went you went insane,
I am the one who told you not to be afraid,
I am the one who told you not be ashamed.

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:42am UTC

I am the one who loved you when you went insane.

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:48pm UTC

*Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio*
Me: *groans* Oh gawd, not this song again.
Me:
Me: I THREW A WISH IN A WELL, DON'T ASK ME, I'LL NEVER TELL

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:26pm UTC

You're only as tall
as your heart will let you be,
and you're only as small
as the world will make you seem.

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 7:12pm UTC

I h a v e a n i l l n e s s
a n d i t i s c a l l e d m y s e l f .

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Every mistake I've made leaves a scar that burns every day
Yet still I carry on
Without regret
Without remorse
I'm gone

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 7:02pm UTC

I know that I have done wrong and continue to do so but without remorse,
I know that I am on a fast track to the grave and I'm heading there alone.

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 7:00pm UTC

SUICIDE:
Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do?
its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
staystrong
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Ohhey_ilikeyourface

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 4:27pm UTC

F A V E T H I S I S Y O U L O V E C A N D Y.
:3

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Ohhey_ilikeyourface
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 4:25pm UTC

When you cried, I'd
w i p e a w a y a l l o f y o u r t e a r s .
When you'd scream, I'd
f i g h t a w a y a l l o f y o u r f e a r s .
And I held your
h a n d t h r o u g h a l l o f t h e s e y e a r s .
But you still have
a l l o f m e .

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