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  1. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    On April 16, 2013 everyone who self harms, is suicidal, depressed,
    has anxiety, is unhappy, going through a broken heart, just lost a loved one, etc. draw a semicolon on your wrist. A semicolon represents a sentence the author could've ended, but chose not to. The author is you and the sentence is your life. PASS THIS ON.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    I have a hopeless crush
    on someone I have no chance with...

  3. EssRox EssRox
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    Welcome to Witty Profiles.
    You will never have a social life, enjoy your stay!

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    the person who invented marriage was creepy:
    "hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 4:00am UTC
    everyone deserves someone who can make them look forward to tomorrow.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    i’m terrified of growing old
    don’t ask me about my future
    i will throw up on you
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  7. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Health tips i need to keep, ignore it please unless you want this too ♥
    My grandma always told me to do one more, no matter how tired or bored you are. Always go one more.
    Want a flat tummy? Try eating more oatmeal, broccoli, peanut butter, berries, nuts and whole grains.
    Cut soda out of your diet once and for all. You'll see a major difference in your mood, teeth whiteness and weight.
    An awesome reason to exercise: It can help clear up your skin! People who work out regularly tend not to break out as much, as physical activity helps circulate nutrients and oxygen to your skin.
    New to running? Challenge yourself to jog for an entire song from your iPod next time you hit the track. Then walk for a song for a break. Easy!
    Need some quick cardio? Running up and down your stairs is awesome.
    Spice up your every-day run with intervals. Warm up for 5 minutes, and then do 10 sets of this combo: two minutes of a steady jog, one minute of a run/sprint. Do a 5 minute cool-down and ta-da! your new jazzed up workout.
    Finding it hard to keep up the motivation to exercise?Create a tip jar for yourself and add to it every time you workout. Set a goal so you can treat yourself for all your hard work! A self-defense class is a great way to de-stress, stay fit and keep safe at the same time! Look up local classes and recruit a friend or family member to join.
    People who write out exercise goals have a greater success rate, so put up healthy motivators on your mirror, computer and other places you’ll be sure to see them.
    Did you know that laughing actually burns calories?
    Make a point to work on your posture. Standing and sitting up straight is way better for your back and abs.
    Handy new fact: Tidying up your room can burn up to 130 calories per hour! (this makes me want to take everything out of my room, organize it, and put it back together. possible 4 hours, i hope?)
    Lying on the floor right after school and doing plank pose for 30 seconds is great way to tone those abs and give you a boost before homework.
    Turn your fitness routine into a game with a deck of cards.Assign a different target area, like legs, abs, arms and butt, to each suite. Shuffle and see what you'll flip over next.
    Try calf raises on the stairs to strengthen your gams. Let your heels hang off the edge and raise up on tip-toe, then lower back down. Aim for 30 reps! Try some wall pushups. Stand two feet from the wall, lean with your hands on the wall, slowly push yourself back until your arms are fully extended before returning to your original position. Start a 30-Day Challenge!Vow to pick an exercise routine and stick with it for a full 30 days. Trust us, you’ll love the emotional and physical results. Can’t do sit-ups without someone to hold your feet down? Find a piece of furniture you can slide your toes under to keep ‘em from poppin’ up. Then you can get better abs even when you’re solo. Commercials aren’t the only time to exercise during TV shows – try doing squats during the program. You’ll still be facing forward, and the show will distract you from the fact that you’re even exercising! We promise--working out just once makes you eager to do it again. Get started! Lifting weights isn't just for the boys! Grab a dumbbell and try some resistance work for a totally tough workout. Know yourself. If push-ups are the hardest for you, get them out of the way first. If you wait 'til your workout is almost over, you might skip them. We’re the first to admit it: home workouts can be tough to get into. Motivate yourself to get started by first just sitting on the floor and stretching. Then, warm up with a few easy crunches and push-ups. Soon, you’ll be pumped to start your routine. Next time you’re exercising, add an extra five minutes to your workout. You can do anything from adding five minutes to your jog to doing sit-ups and push-ups during those extra seconds. Increasing the length of your regular regime is a great way to keep your heart healthy and not get stuck in a workout rut. Whole grain vs. whole wheat? Whole grain is better for you because it doesn’t go through a refining process that strips it of nutritional goodies.
    Warm up by eating spicier foods, which are satisfying and can help stimulate digestion at the same time.
    Don’t avoid that sweet craving today. If you restrict yourself now, you might end up eating way too much at your next meal.
    Slow down while you eat.Studies have shown that eating slower helps you to avoid overeating and improves digestion.

  8. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 10:26am UTC
    Has it ever occurred to you
    That you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to?
    You could stand up and yell at your teacher.
    You could place yourself in a life or death situation.
    You could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise.
    We could change the entire outcome of our lives.
    And if our lives are really as bad as we say they are,
    Why won't we take these chances?

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    "hating on taylor won't make harry love you."
    well loving taylor won't make harry love me either, so what's your point?

  10. Bananabrains316 Bananabrains316
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Just text me already..

  11. DreamScribbler DreamScribbler
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    I FELT SPECIAL
    UNTIL I SAW YOU TALK TO EVERYONE LIKE THAT

  12. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    What 's that thing called when
    YOUR CRUSH LIKES YOU BACK? OH YEAH, IMAGINATION.
    NMQ

  13. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Random Story Time
    So like 3 weeks ago i went to the doctor for something and as I was sitting on the table thing in a tank top cuz yanno it was hot out and it was a physical so I had to take my sweatshirt off. I had to get a shot so I made my best friend who was waiting for me in the waiting room come in cuz I was spazzing out. The doctor came in to ask something before the nurse and when he opened the door, AND STOOD IN THE DOORWAY there was this really hot blonde kid in a beanie checking in. Since my doctor is a guy and standing right there I didn't want to point the beanie kid out to my friend. I tried not to look at the kid but when I did I saw he was staring at me. So my doctor left again and shut the door leaving me, my best friend, and my mom in the room. As soon as the door clicked shut I spazzed
    Me: HOLY CRAP SEANNA DID YOU SEE THE KID OUT THERE?!
    Seanna: Which one?
    me: The hot one in the beanie.
    Seanna:WHERE IS THIS BOY IN BEANIE?!
    Me:Waiting room
    so she opened the door, stared at him for a minute, he looked up, she made a face and shut it and told me how hot he is. Now the nurse came in and out twice and each time the door opened me and Seanna would go out of our way to see Beanie boy and we probably looked like complete weirdos trying to see around the door. The nurse caught on and laughed. So when we walked out he was still in the waiting room and Seanna and I casually stared at him as we walked by.
    Tonight my family ordered subs from a pizza place down the street and got it delievered. I looked like crap considering it was 7:30 on a Friday when I have no plans. So of course, thinking that since most people who deliver are older when my mom said meet them at the gate of my house I didn't care. Remeber I am in Rubber Duck pajama pants and a hoodie that even though I had my hair up, i had my hood on. I walked out to the gate and met the Pizza guy and while I did this I was thinking how hot this kid was. He looked really familer but I thought it was just because it was dark. I figured I would remember someone this attractive. I walked back in the house and my family and I sat down for dinner and thats when it clicked. I think I scared everyone cuz I screamed.
    ME: MOM I KNOW WHERE I REMEBER THE PIZZA GUY FROM
    Her: Who?
    Me: I FOUND BEANIE BOY ♥
    Alejandro by Lady Gaga
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    What's that thing called when
    your crush likes you back?
    oh yeah,
    imagination.

  15. Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Stop making villans so attractive
    It makes me question my morals.

  16. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be awkward if Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift got married?
    It'd be like, "Hi I'm Taylor Lautner, and this is my wife Taylor Lautner."

  17. lexysingasong lexysingasong
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Confession #1:
    I'm 15 years old and I still haven't had my first kiss.
    And I'm proud of that, cause I'm glad I didn't waste it on any of the guys who weren't worth my time.

  18. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction.
    My money's on Dave.

  19. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    A traffic jam
    When you're already late
    -------
    A no smoking sign
    On your cigarette break
    -------
    Its like having 10,000 spoons
    When all you need is a knife
    -------
    Its like meeting the man of my dreams
    Then meeting his beautiful wife
    I may not smoke or go to work, but I can totally
    relate to this
    Ironic - Alanis Morissette

  20. mynamemypass mynamemypass
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    "OMG, i got
    something hilarious
    to tell you...well first,
    HAHAHHAAHHAAH
    ok i'm calm- HAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

:)

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