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  1. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    Fangirl Problems #69
    When you find out your favourite celebrity smokes weed and you start cutting yourself.
    Wait no. That's not a fangirl problem. That's a mental problem.


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  4. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.
    I would give her orange flowers...
    Orange love letters...
    I would say "orange" instead of hello or love...
    Then, if I had to break up with her,
    I would do it with an orange letter inside of an orange.
    Good f*cking luck writing a song about me now , Taylor.
    NOTHING ryhmes with orange.
    nmq


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  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    last month:
    everyone: i really like taylor swift! i can relate to all of her songs and her hair is amazing.
    this month:
    all the girls i know: omg taylor swift can burn in hell, she's practically satan with blonde hair, and if she writes a song about harry i will hunt her down and roast her on a spit.
    WE DO NOT KNOW HARRY.
    WE DO NOT KNOW TAYLOR.
    CAN WE PLEASE
    CHILL.
    THE.
    F/CK.
    OUT?

  7. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Harry: If I was a girl, I'd probably date Liam.
    Niall: I'd date Louis.
    Louis: I think I'd date Niall.
    Liam: I think I'd date Louis as well.
    Zayn: I wouldn't date any of you, 'cause none of you picked me.

  8. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    If I ever see Robert Pattinson,
    I am going to push past all the Twi-tards and ask him to sign my copy of Goblet of Fire. I think that man might actually start crying.

  9. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1474
    When you're in a
    Facebook fight and run
    out of insults, so you
    correct their spelling
    instead.
    tumblr

  10. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    On December 6th wear a black ribbon on your wrist if you've ever
    self harmed
    purged
    binged
    starved yourself
    or
    have been suicidial.
    If you see someone else with the ribbon, go up to them and hug them or tell them to stay strong.
    Spread the word.

  11. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    iCarly should have ended with her waking up from a coma and Drake and Josh calling her Megan.

  12. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Liam:"We didn't pass Geography."
    Niall:"I did."
    Liam:"Shut up Niall!You probably ate your book."

  13. FlorenceSong FlorenceSong
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    RANDOM GIRL: OMG! That
    band The Beatles totally stole
    justin Bieber's haircut!
    ME: I don't want to live
    on this plant anymore.

  14. AngelicaOwnsSkittles AngelicaOwnsSkittles
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 11:52am UTC
    Click on "source" then copy and paste the code. Then click source again and it should be there <3
    with words and stuff..the code needs to be before the word...and sometimes without a space in between <3
    FOLLOW ME?! for this amazingness.
    FONTS
    Rage Italic LET
    <span style="font-family: Rage Italic LET">
    segoe print
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe print';">
    Mistral
    <span style="font-family: Mistral;">
    papyrus
    <span style="font-family: Papyrus;">
    Vladimir Script
    <span style="font-family: Vladimir Script;">
    french script
    <span style="font-family: French Script MT;">
    Cambria
    <span style="font-family: cambria;">
    SQUISHY
    <span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
    SHADOWS
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
    Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">
    FADES:
    http://patorjk.com/text-color-fader/
    OTHER:
    ☠☮☯♥☽☼☀☁☂★☆✮✯♪♩
    ♫♬✦✧❤❥❦❧ツ⇨❝❞
    Backgrounds:
    red background ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange background ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow background ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green background ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue background ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple background ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink background ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black background ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    You're Welcome(;

  15. Princess* Princess*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    I HOPE MY NINTENDOG IS OK,
    I haven't fed it in 6 years

  16. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    I t's hilarious when
    math books try so hard to make math problems racially diverse
    "Susy, Juan, Laquisha, and Mei Ling wrote down an equation..."

  17. Sara* Sara*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Why do people hate on Justin Bieber?
    He hasn't done anything to you, he is just another person who is living his dream. Why do people call him gay? He has got a girlfriend, just because his puberty started later it doesn't mean he is gay.
    Why do people say he is heartless? He gave $300,000 for a 6-years-old girl with cancer, he has donated more than $10,000,000 to Japan and Haiti and before he was famous he shaved his head because of a friend with cancer.
    Why do people say that he doesn't care about his fans? In every single concert he chooses a girl from the public and she sings to her, he did a free concert because some of his fans didn't have enough money to buy his tickets and he wanted everyone to listen to him. He takes pictures with fans after the concerts even thought he is tired.
    If you don't like his music, shut up and don't insult him. I do not like some kinds of music and I don't start to hate on the people who sing it. I am so sick of all the people who judge him. Justin Bieber has grown up. Just listen to 'Baby' and then listen to 'Beauty and a Beat' and you'll see that his voice has changed.

  18. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Dumbledore: Do not pity the dead, Harry.
    Dumbledore: Pity the living.
    Dumbledore: And above all, pity those who think One Direction is real music.
    DUMBLEDORE HAS SPOKEN


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  20. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 6:20pm UTC
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