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mariahelisabethann

Status: I need internet friends.

Member Since: 15 Jun 2012 09:26pm

Last Seen: 22 Dec 2019 11:56am

Birthday: March 3

Location: Not Pittsburgh PA..

user id: 308966

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hi there.
i'm mariah.
i'm 15.
i like whales.
my favorite color is teal.
if you make me pasta i'll kiss the ground you walk on.
i like to think i'm in love with a boy who likes 504 miles away from me.

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  1. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    am i the only one who doesnt know what 'pending moderation' is?

  3. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    LOL MY HORSEMASK CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY.

  4. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 1:30am UTC
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUNYfTjMp1Q&list=AL94UKMTqg-9Ap6be9NSwcEE9zH68o-tND
    please.. if youre feeling suicidual, listen to this song..

  5. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4cdfRohhcg
    Kiss you Video(:

  6. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 11:53am UTC
    LOL GUISE I JUST BAUGHT A HORSE MASK.

  7. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 1:40am UTC
    I hate the rainbow flashing gif you get when you go to click on Witty.
    Like omfg Steve it's two am youre hurting my eyes

  8. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 1:25am UTC
    why go out and be a third wheel when you can stay home and be a unicycle?

  9. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 1:10am UTC
    I wanna hate everyone that I want to like me.
    This isn't working.

  10. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 1:08am UTC
    no mom i can’t go back to school im still ugly

  11. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 1:05am UTC
    How to Fall in Love With a Band.
    hey, i kinda like their music.
    ill youtube these three songs and play them on repeat
    oh, look, theyve got another album ill give that a listen.
    okay i really like them
    *follows them on twitter*
    *starts to track the band on tumblr*
    *buys their album on itunes*
    hmm, im really getting into them.
    better memorize all the members birthdays, their favotire colors, what they like to eat, what they dont like to eat, if theyre single or not, who theyve dated in past relationships, what they like to do, where theyre from, what their parents names are
    lol inside fandom joke.
    what am i doing with my life.

  12. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 12:56am UTC
    janitor: excuse me let me clean up this trash *picks you up*

  13. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 12:53am UTC
    liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

  14. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    R.I.P 2012.
    2012-2012
    YOU WILL BE MISSED DEARLY.

  15. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 1:10am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    me: *gets of laptop to get a shower*
    me: *leaves witty open.*
    me: *comes back from shower*
    me: *refreshes witty*
    me: WAT.
    me: why'd you have to go and change it again Steve?
    me: what is this wizardry?
    me: how do i do this?
    me: what is witty even.
    me: i have never been so lost in my entire life.

  17. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Whenever girls say "kay? k"
    you better watch out. cause the sentence before it was loaded with sass.

  18. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Plot twist: guys on witty pretend to be girls.

  19. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    All the ladies in the house say hey
    All the fellas in the house say ho
    All the ladies in the house say hey
    All the fellas in the house say you’re sorry

  20. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Plot twist:
    Twinkiee's didn't survive the apocolypse

:)

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