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Hale_Storm18
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September 12, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Before you get all butthurt on a quote that you don't agree with, answer these questions first.
Were there tears?
Was there permanent mental scarring form the butthurt?
Did you miss work or arrive late because of the butthurt?
Were you forced to employ a coping mechanism, such as switching off your computer and going outside for a while?
Were there emergency phone calls and text messages that cost you minutes?
Was there any incident of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up long a.ss butthurt rebuttals?
Also, please evalutate how you feel about the person who posted the quote?
Are they a big, mean, poopy pants who should be banned from the internet forever or at least until they learn that you are right and superior and they should bow down and worship you now?
Do they deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot dead on their own gront porch?
Do they and their ilk deserve to be rounded up and herded into concentration camps?
Should there be laws to punish a person like that?

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC

I heard a dog bark today so I barked back
and it barked the exact same way and we went
back and forth until my friend told me that it was
just my voice echoing and I had been barking to
myself for 5 minutes straight

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 3:55pm UTC

me: *goes on google*
me:*types 'google' in the google search*
me: wait..
me: what
me: what am i doing

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*AngelsAreBadass*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 1:15am UTC

Chivalry isn't dead,
It's in a coma,
but we're thinking of switching off life support.

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youAREfuckingSTRONG
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 1:00am UTC

I just turned 17 :O :|

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovelifegirl
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 11:26pm UTC

Just had a religion test today.
One of the questions was this:
Jesus has 2 natures. The divine (God) and..
a) A spirit
b) A King
c) A human
d) A magician
Well of course JESUS WAS A MAGICIAN! HE HEALED PEOPLE! He is magic okay? Now I don't know about you people, but I think I aced this test!

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^_^*
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September 8, 2013 10:58am UTC

have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn't met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different

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hemmo1996*
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July 23, 2013 12:38pm UTC

"Mum, dad, I'm in love with a robot"
"THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE, NOT FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE"

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karliethecool
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August 26, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I blame Adam and Eve for not killing the first spider on the earth. If they just killed it there would be no spiders ever... ughh guys who even cares aBOUT THAT SNAKE COME HERE KILL THE SPIDER

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hemmo1996*
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September 1, 2013 7:22am UTC

Homework? Decent grades? The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and achieve

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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daniigee
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September 4, 2013 4:10pm UTC

The worst thing is:
"oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW"
"do you draw? you do? DRAW ME"
"you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY"
"you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW"
"you speak that language? SAY SOMETHING IN IT"
"you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW"
like no

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daniigee
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September 6, 2013 10:39pm UTC

miley sighrus

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IgotSwag11
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September 7, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Me: hi may I have a caramel frappuccino
Starbucks Employee: sure. may I get your name please
Me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Vic Fuentes*
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August 28, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Me: i hate people
Friend: hate is a strong wor-
Me: that's the point

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 9:46pm UTC

I'm the type of person who would stand and stare if someone broke into my house
because i'd be too busy trying to come up with a sassy way to tell them to 'go away'

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JustlnBieber
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September 6, 2013 7:39pm UTC

Click this, I swear it is the cutest thing <3
http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6a8e8c9b5027f7b1ade02a549701b25/tumblr_msix2qXv9v1qitpt4o1_500.gif

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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