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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 4:17pm UTC
    I'll see your "Lol" and raise you
    "Lol." your move.

  2. cocakoala cocakoala
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 4:45pm UTC
    Format by _Jannette.
    Sometimes tears say all there is to say.
    Sometimes your first scars won't ever
    fade away.
    © cocakoala formats

  3. Hadley_heart Hadley_heart
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 3:06pm UTC
    My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself

  4. Girl_Who_Waited Girl_Who_Waited
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    OH MY DEAR GOD I MET ASKING ALEXANDRIA AND
    I GOT INTO A WITTY BANTER WITH THE DANNY WORSNOP AND
    BEN BRUCE SAID I WAS CUTE AND COOL AND
    MY MOTHER GOT ME THE NUMBERS OF 2 REALLY REALLY ATTRACTIVE BOYS AND
    OH MY GOD I LOVE MY MOTHER
    FOR ANYONE READING THIS I AM NOT JOKING MOTHER ACTUALLY HELPED ME GET A CUTE BOYS NUMBER

  5. Parrotfish* Parrotfish*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    FURTHERMORE, I APOLOGIZE FOR
    any skipping tracks, but the last girl that played me left a couple cracks


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. Parrotfish* Parrotfish*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 11:31am UTC
    SOMETIMES WE FIND THAT
    tHE VERY PEOPLE THAT WE THOUGHT
    WE COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT ARE NO LONGER
    iN OUR LIVES.
    AND WE CONTINUE ON.

  8. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  9. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    Me: Mom does this sext make me seem too clingy

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    It's my weight.
    They're my friends.
    It's my family.
    They're my choices.
    It's my reality.
    They're my problems.
    It's my life, so why the fùck are you trying to tell me how to live it?

  11. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    I think too hard and
    over analyze everything,
    and as a result,
    I create these problems in my head
    that don't even exist

  12. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Could you check my pulse for me?
    To see if I'm alive
    SANDRASAURUS layout

  13. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    You just have to forget
    a b o u t t h e p e o p l e w h o
    forgot about you.

  14. someoneinhiding someoneinhiding
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    I color outside the lines to prove a point. That everything doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful. That its ok to do things a little differently. No one seems to catch on yet... they just tell me I don't know how to color. Point proven.

  15. Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 8:42am UTC
    If someone has friends, it doesn't mean they're never lonely. If someone smiles, it doesn't mean it's real. If someone looks skinny, it doesn't mean they don't feel fat. If someone's pretty, it doesn't mean they don't feel ugly. If someone has a loving family, it doesn't mean they never feel hated.
    Just because someone should be happy, it doesn't mean they are.
    Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl

  16. WonderfullyMe WonderfullyMe
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    Me: *Opens up Kit Kat*
    Everyone: OMG! I love those can I have a piece?! Just a tiny crumb?!! Pleaseeeeee?! I love Kit Kats!!
    Me: *Shoves the whole thing in my mouth*
    Me: What Kit Kat? Huh, who has a Kit Kat?!

  17. Grace* Grace*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    lost your balance on a tight rope
    lost your mind trying to get it back

  18. MusicIsMyLastHope MusicIsMyLastHope
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    I CAN SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALLS
    I CANT IGNORE THIS WAR
    AT THE END OF IT ALL
    WHO AM I LIVING FOR

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