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WonderfullyMe

1. WonderfullyMe
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2013 10:35am UTC
   Saturday
   My friend: Well, I'm such a rebel I didn't brush my teeth this morning!
   Me: Well, I'm such a rebel I didn't go to school today!
   My friend: Uhm, that's because it's Saturday...
   Me: Well... Yeah, but...
   Me: Nevermind.
   
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2. WonderfullyMe
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   August 31, 2013 7:55pm UTC
   Has anyone ever tried to feed a cow a hamburger?
   Like, really they should.
   
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3. WonderfullyMe
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   August 3, 2013 6:37pm UTC
   Song: 'Cause girl you're pulling on my heart strings.
   Me: ...Hearts don't have strings. And, if they did you never know I mean she could pull to hard and the you know your heart could give out and you could DIE Yes, DIE. So I suggest you call the police in have her arrested for attempted murder. BUT NO, here you are making a song about it.
   
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4. WonderfullyMe
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   August 3, 2013 6:18pm UTC
   "Hey, mom. How do you feel about abortion?"
   "I don't know, go ask your sister."
   "But I don't have a sister..."
   No Offense to anyone!
   
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5. WonderfullyMe
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   August 2, 2013 4:05pm UTC
   Popular Girl: Didn't you wear those jeans yesterday? What couldn't afford a washing machine?
   Me: No, actually I was just too lazy to wash them.
   Popular girl:
   Me:
   Popular Girl
   Me:
   
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6. WonderfullyMe
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   August 2, 2013 3:46pm UTC
   "Be Strong,"
   I whispered to my wi-fi.
   
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7. WonderfullyMe
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   August 2, 2013 12:27pm UTC
   Admit it,
   When you were younger you tried to spell your name out with alphabet soup.
   
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8. WonderfullyMe
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   July 27, 2013 4:34pm UTC
   Don't you hate it when you go to your closet to find clothes, and you find Narnia instead?
   
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9. WonderfullyMe
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   July 26, 2013 3:57pm UTC
   If guys can have bromances can't girls have girlmances? ... Or is that just weird?
   
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10. WonderfullyMe
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    July 26, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    When I was younger I googled my name and it said 'Desire Porter's Death' I got really scared because I thought I was a ghost, and the next day when I went to school my friends were ignoring me, so then I was REALLY scared. But when I asked my mom if she could see me she said 'Yeah'. I assumed the she could see dead people, but when I told her the story she said that it was another Desire Porter, and I felt like an idiot.
    ...My childhood memories.
    
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11. WonderfullyMe
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    July 17, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    I'm gonna go stand outside, if anyone asks tell them I'm outstanding.
    
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12. WonderfullyMe
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    July 14, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    I don't believe in fighting for love, but if I'm fighting for you, let war begin.
    
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13. WonderfullyMe
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    July 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    Girls, Just because your boyfriend's last name is 'Knight' doesn't mean he is one.
    
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14. WonderfullyMe
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    July 11, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    Interviewer: If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be?
    Me: A unicorn.
    Interviewer: But unicorns don't exist.
    Me: That's why.
    
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15. WonderfullyMe
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    July 11, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    I'm 💔
    (View in Firefox.)
    
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16. WonderfullyMe
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    June 15, 2013 11:18pm UTC
    When you accidently add someone. -_-
    
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17. WonderfullyMe
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    June 15, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    If I were a teacher
    I'd find out who has a crush on who and always pair them up together.
    
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18. WonderfullyMe
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    June 14, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    Mother: once, I took my daughter to see the cancer patients, once we got home I took a short nap. When I awoke, I saw a trail of hair leading to the bathroom. When I opened the bathroom door, there stood my daughter, almost all her hair cut of and all over the floor, she said "I want to be just like them, mommy," and I swear, I will always remember that.”
    Keep hoping! ♥
    
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19. WonderfullyMe
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    June 14, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X W Z
    Did I miss something?
    Oh yeah, I missed 'U.'
    
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20. WonderfullyMe
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    June 12, 2013 12:33am UTC
    Some really attractive boy: Oh, hey Harmony!
    Me: Good thanks!
    ...and this is why I'm a horrible human being.
    
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