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  1. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    Mom: What are you learning at school?
    Me: ... uh, stuff.


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  3. blue_eyed_babe11 blue_eyed_babe11
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    My brother's friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.
    So being the clever person he was
    On each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,
    THIS
    IS
    DARING
    And he later got accepted.

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    I have more of an emotional connection
    With fictional characters than I do with my own family.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    deleting my school to focus on witty

  7. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    *piano starts*
    me: i'm not doing it
    *piano goes on*
    me: i'm not doing it for goodness sake!
    *piano continues*
    me: urgh, if you'll think this will hap-MAKING ME WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PASS AND I'M HOME BOUND

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    I don't want to be famous because
    I dont want my old school pictures to get leaked

  9. ciaraperrone1996 ciaraperrone1996
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    MosT peopLe:
    I'M BRINGING SÊXY BACK, THEM OTHER BOYS DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT
    me:
    I'M BRINGING OLD QUOTE FORMATS BACK, THEM OTHER WITTIANS DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 12:05am UTC
    if u are
    about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  11. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    I hope that Witty
    will still be here in the future so our kids can use it.

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    A sad soul can kill
    quicker than a germ.

  13. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    What if you were in school
    and you went to the bathroom and when you came back into the classroom your witty was up on the screen. & your teacher was going through your quotes like omfg.

  14. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Sometimes I start scrolling through witty going
    “UGH I’VE SEEN ALL OF THIS” then I realize I am scrolling
    through my own quotes and I just

  15. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    I wish you could block people in real life.

  16. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    That feeling
    you get when you discover and old song that gives you tons of memories.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    tips for not making people extremely uncomfortable:
    1) if someone has visible scars or bandages or burns or anything like that, do not ask them what the scars are from, especially not in a public place. that is putting them on the spot and could potentially be terrifying.
    2) if someone is recovering from an eating disorder, do not comment on what they're eating, do not comment on how much they're eating, do not comment on how much they weigh. it doesn't matter if it's positive. if you really need to comment, just tell them that they're brave and you love them.
    3) if someone flinches away or goes quiet or reacts badly in any way when you tickle/touch/hug them, for the love of god do not make jokes about it and do not continue doing it. just accept that it made them uncomfortable and don't be a d/ck.

  18. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father
    and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father
    isn’t that funny

  19. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    imagine if your teacher was calling attendance and called you by your username

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    just because they asked,
    doesn't mean they care.

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