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Steve*
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 6:24am UTC

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i
was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too
and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom
and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected
our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most
scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kristabff
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 10:03pm UTC

When i saw the new
'contest lame pun' thing my face brightened up so much it was like someone turned a lamepun

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Steve
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Quote Contests
(a new feature idea)
I was thinking about adding a new feature to make Witty a little more fun. I thought it might be entertaining to have contests created by users to come up with the funniest joke, most inspirational story, coolest format or whatever. To enter each contest you'd tag your quote with a specific tag for that contest (like contestlamepun or contestcoolformat) and then people could browse by that tag and vote for their favorites by faving the quotes. Just an idea. Sound like fun?

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 6:44am UTC

When live gives you lemons
squeeze them into your mortal enemies eyes, life wants them to burn and claw at their faces. Imagine standing there , a city burning around you , people lying on the ground covering their eyes. You hold your lemons up to the sky and yell "victory!".
You are lemons.
They are lemons.
All is lemons.
It is the lemon-pocalypse

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:56am UTC

Sister: YOUR NOT MY MOM!
Me: Well I'm glad I'm not your mum cause, let's face it, I would never give birth to......
Me: *looks up and down with sassy face*
Me: ........That.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC

- Are you an angel?
- No, why?
- Well my mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
- I'm not an angel though.
- Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm theirselves
because they don't like life on earth. This world is destroying
them so they try to return back home in heaven. They are too
sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
- You know, your mum is very wise.
- Thank you, she is also an angel but she has already returned home.

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beary0630
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 10:01pm UTC

One Direction Update
9/14/13 10:00 PM EDT
Hey guys! Not much to update on today. Harry has been in London at the Henry Hollan Fashion show with Grimmy, Gemma and Kelly Osbourne. Liam went to a wrestling match with Sophia, the band (Josh, Jon, Sandy and Dan) and some other people. The boys' trainer Mark was in it! Niall is still in Aus. Fans met him today and said he was happy and dancing. Zayn and Louis were MIA.
Rumors: None
This Day Last Year: The boys were still on break but they were ending it pretty soon.
Links: Harry at the fashion show: http://t.co/rb6FBKuJvs
Harry again: http://t.co/zWsLw6SUl2
Harry, Grimmy and friends: http://t.co/FyCoIsmtpk

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 5:39pm UTC

*whispers* hey. guess what.
hey.
hey.
hey.
hey.
guess what.
HARRY POTTER
IS BACK!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 5:25am UTC

People on this website seem unable to grasp the fact that people were raised with different beliefs and morals and not everyone is going to think the same way that they do.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 3:31pm UTC

i hate the ‘tell us about yourself’ thing its so hard like im me and i dont even know about me

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 3:26pm UTC

do cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC

It’s ok Miley
Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 3:28pm UTC

my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 5:58am UTC

Teenage white guys are so much worse than teenage white girls. Why doesn't everyone make fun of them instead?

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Soap operas are so ridiculous
"She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."

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beary0630
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 9:29pm UTC

One Direction Update
9/11/13 9:30 PM EDT
Hey guys! I really love that the boys are having some time off but it's really boring to update when they aren't doing anything! Well, Liam is definitely home now from France. Harry was apparently seen at LAX so he might be going home as well. It's not confirmed though. Niall as far as we know is still in Melbourne but if he wants to be in Ireland for his birthday he's going to be leaving any time now. He hasn't been seen for days so he could be anywhere. Louis and Zayn are still in the UK.
In other news, today was Lux's 2nd birthday! I guess she isn't really a baby anymore!
Andy Update: He tweeted today that his last surgery was yesterday and now he's been able to get dressed in regular clothes again. So he's definitely improving!
Rumors: Harry is dating Cara. Status: FALSE
There's also a rumor that the WWA North America dates will be announced this Friday. I honestly don't think so. I think management will tweet that there will be a BIG announcement before it actually happens. Besides, we've been getting tour dates announced "next week!" for the last fews months. The truth is, nobody really knows. The only thing we do know is that they are coming!
This Day Last Year: There was.... absolutely NOTHING going on! Just like now! I guess September is a slow time for us huh?
Links: Lux with her birthday cake! http://t.co/VHAQlkQFNV

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LetsEatWalruses
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 8:38pm UTC

My friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner
Corners are 90 degrees

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 8:59pm UTC

*First English class*
Teacher: Today we are gonna work on poetry.
Class: *groans*
Me: *smiles*
Teacher: LETS GET SOME EDGAR ALLEN POE UP IN THIS JOINT

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 6:14pm UTC

me: Since I'm not witty famous, maybe I can be tumblr famous if I try harder.
*3 WEEKS LATER*
me: *gets one follower*
me: Nailed it.

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