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  1. tammyjadesiddik tammyjadesiddik
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    have you ever just felt lonely? even if your surrounded by your friends you can't help but feel sad.

  2. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Fall Out Boy is back from hiatus.
    I'm so happy. I've been waiting over three years for this.
    These boys mean the world to me. They're my idols.
    This is honestly the best day of my life. It really is.
    I could never express what they mean to me.
    Fall Out Boy is so much more than just my favorite band.
    I'm just really happy.
    I haven't been genuinely happy in such a long time.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    I wonder if God gets excited when he sees us with the person he created
    us to be with. Or if he's watching and is like--
    "That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND. YOU MISSED THEM. THAT WAS THEM."
    "Ugh! Why are all my otp's walking by each other without noticing?
    We are in a giant reality TV show and God and the angels are the fandom.
    My original post: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6154352

  4. CantThink CantThink
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    My laugh sounds like a mix between a stupid whale and death.

  5. ImJake ImJake
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    Does he watch your favourite movies?
    Does he let you tell him all your favourite,
    when you've seen it a million times?
    Does he hold you when you cry?
    Does he sing to all your music?
    While you dance to 'purple rain'?
    Does he do all these things like I
    used to?

  6. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    what if someone called your phone, whispered your witty username and then hung up

  7. send_me_a_smile send_me_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    :(
    I Haven't had any notifications for so long, steve must have felt sorry for me so i got this instead.
    Bunnylover43 Format

  8. IJustNeedLovee IJustNeedLovee
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    If there are 500 bricks on a plane and 1 falls out, how many are there?
    499
    What are the 3 steps of getting an elephant in the fridge?
    Open the fridge, put elephant in fridge, shut the fridge.
    What are the 4 steps of getting a deer in the fridge?
    Open the fridge, get the elephant out, put the deer in, shut the fridge.
    The Lion King is having a birthday party. Which animal isn't going?
    The deer in the fridge.
    A woman tries to swim across alligator infested waters. How does she do it?
    Normally. The alligators are at The Lion Kings party.
    She dies anyway. Why?
    She gets hit on the head with the brick.
    My crush told me this and I thought it was hilarious <3

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Do you know
    what hurts the most?
    You’ll never be mine and I’ll never be yours.

    We’ll be two people with separate lives.
    You will never see me the way that I see you.
    I know that I could wish on every falling star,
    but my wish would be worth nothing.
    ‘Cause you’re just a dream
    and I’m the dreamer.

  10. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    I wish that society suddenly said that not having a boyfriend at my age was "cool"

  11. sharkbait08 sharkbait08
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    I wonder if girls look at me and think 'I wish I was as pretty as her,'
    because that's what I think when I look at everyone else,

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    she saved everyone
    but couldnt save
    herself
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


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  14. FramingMatthew FramingMatthew
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
    I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
    But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
    Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
    So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
    You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
    Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
    - FramingMatthew


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  17. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
    1. Go to Facebook.com
    2. Right click anywhere on the page.
    3. Click "View page source"
    4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
    5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
    6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
    7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
    the second the second most, and so on.
    YOU'RE WELCOME.

  18. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    It makes me sick, the way
    sadness is addicting. The way
    I can't stop. Sadness is familiar.
    It's comfortable and it's easy
    in a sense that it comes
    naturally to me. But everything
    else about it is hard. The
    way my body aches with
    self-hatred. The way my mind
    spins and spins with hopeless
    thoughts. The way it poisons
    everything I do, every relationship
    I have. Yet it's addicting,
    because I know sadness, and I
    know it very well. And there's
    a sort of comfort in that, like
    being home after a trip or sleeping
    in your own bed after being
    away. There's just a sense that this
    is where I belong. That this is how it's
    suppose to be.
    -Marianna Paige

  19. TwilightDecember13 TwilightDecember13
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 7:00am UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me !
    16 years of me existing :)

  20. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:14pm UTC
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