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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Can we fall
    One m o r e time
    STOP THE TAPE AND REWIND
    (Format by defe4ted / quote made by OneDirection)

  2. immagoofiegooberyah immagoofiegooberyah
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    10 Things to do in Wal-Mart! ;D
    1.get a dora doll and put it in the middle of the store. When ppl go to grab it yell SWIPER NO SWIPING!!
    2.Get on a bike and drive it around the store and if anyone asks you why ur riding it say IM GIVING IT A TEST DRIVE
    3. Hide behind the paper towels and when some01 walks by jump out
    4. Crank the music in the electronics and run FAST
    5. Throw balls ramdomly in the air and RUN FASTER
    6. Go up to ppl saying i need help laughing hysterically
    7. Play with the automatic doors
    8.Put M&M’s on layaway.
    9.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
    10. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.
    i tried this the ppls faces r pricless :)

  3. akpoppy3 akpoppy3
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Today i saw;
    A 10 year old with her iPhone holding a boys hand and walking into Hollister.
    ♥ if you think thins is wrong..

  4. summerbabe101 summerbabe101
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:47pm UTC
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  5. EggyBub412 EggyBub412
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:17am UTC
    four nipples...
    Fave i f you get t h is ; )

  6. rockstar263 rockstar263
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    While i was on youtube i went to moments by one
    Direction...one comment said..."LIAM IS SO UGLYDx" i wanted to cry.

  7. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    I just noticed today that my homeroom is
    1D

  8. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #44
    "Socks with sandels are SEXY"

  9. horsegirl99 horsegirl99
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    1) Go to Google
    2) Type in: Top 50 women on the internet
    3) Look at #7
    4)Laugh really hard. :)
    5)Click the <3 if you did it.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. SantasLilHelper SantasLilHelper
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    'Start Windows Normally'?
    No thanks, I'd like to start it spastically, you know, flashing lights, crazy monkeys, the whole shabang...
    format by Sandrasaurus

  11. Bubbles98 Bubbles98
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    I dont know if i can do it anymore

  12. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    LONG BUT IT IS WORTH IT.
    i just saw someone on twitter with the name 'Thomas Gallagher' .
    i immediately went on his page,
    i did this because my math teacher's name is Thomas Gallagher,
    but he got paralyzed in December.
    i thought it was him but it wasn't.
    he is the best math teacher ever.
    and to just think that he got paralyzed, makes me cry.
    but not once did he ask, "why me"
    he almost died. he had blood clots (or something like that) on his lungs.
    if the doctors didn't see that he would have died.
    still he never said 'why me'
    hes strong. he never gives up.
    he entered a contest to win a car to help him.
    it ended Sunday. and he came in one of the tops
    we aren't sure if he came in first yet.
    when he gets a car he will come back to teaching.
    he still teaches lacrosse that he founded for my town 13 years ago.
    and what he always say to my school " NO REST MCCARTHY NO REST"
    he's one of my hero's.
    COME BACK SOON MR.GALLAGHER ♥

  13. SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 2:36am UTC
    What hurts the most was being so close and having so much to say and watching you walk away
    Format: twilightgirl995

  14. Bubbles98 Bubbles98
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 1:21am UTC
    I dont know where i stand in peoples lives. One minute they treat me like im someone special.Then Nothing the next!

  15. Priya10 Priya10
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:38am UTC
    I Hate how all the girls who,
    Didn't Like Niall Horan from the start,
    Are all of a sudden,
    Starting to like him because his looks has changed,
    I liked him before,
    From the start. before the braces, before the changes, He was beautiful just the way he was,
    Fav this if you liked him before And i

  16. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    laughing when
    you see the number "69" because you're just that mature...

  17. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    83% of girls wouldn't care if Niall quit 1D today.
    Fave if you're one of the 17% who would fall on the floor
    crying if he did. ♥
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  18. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:24pm UTC
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  19. beautyistruth beautyistruth
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Remeber
    when,
    we picked teams in elementry school and you and your best friend were a "package deal"
    nmf

  20. swaggyiergirl swaggyiergirl
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    British: “Oh I’m sorry Excuse me.”
    Americans: “Get the F*ck out of my way!”

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