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10 Things to do in Wal-Mart! ;D

1.get a dora doll and put it in the middle of the store. When ppl go to grab it yell SWIPER NO SWIPING!!
2.Get on a bike and drive it around the store and if anyone asks you why ur riding it say IM GIVING IT A TEST DRIVE
3. Hide behind the paper towels and when some01 walks by jump out
4. Crank the music in the electronics and run FAST
5. Throw balls ramdomly in the air and RUN FASTER
6. Go up to ppl saying i need help laughing hysterically

7. Play with the automatic doors
8.Put M&M’s on layaway.
9.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
10. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

i tried this the ppls faces r pricless :)

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10 Things to do in Wal-Mart! ;D 1.get a dora doll and put it

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10 Things to do in Wal-Mart! ;D 1.get a dora doll and put it

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