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1. immagoofiegooberyah
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   July 7, 2012 5:33pm UTC
   Justin Bieber has 02 different perfumes; Girlfriend and someday
   What if One Direction came out with perfume?
   What would they call it?
   Niall's Nandos?
   
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2. immagoofiegooberyah
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   July 7, 2012 2:19pm UTC
   Interviewer: "if you could change your name what would you change it to?"
   Harry: "Colin"
   Zayn: "Joey"
   Liam: "Ian"
   Louis: "Norris"
   Niall: "Micheal Buble"
   
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3. immagoofiegooberyah
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   July 4, 2012 5:14am UTC
   The Akward Moment #2
   when you're playing with your pen in class and
   suddenly it flys across the room and everyone
   stares at you.
   O.O
   
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4. immagoofiegooberyah
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   July 4, 2012 5:04am UTC
   The Akward Moment #2
   when you're playing with your pen in class and
   suddenly it flys across the room and everyone
   stares at you.
   O.O
   
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5. immagoofiegooberyah
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   July 4, 2012 4:06am UTC
   The Akward moment #1
   When someone is staring st your keyboard while
   your typeing your password :/
   
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6. immagoofiegooberyah
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   July 4, 2012 4:02am UTC
   Good girls are found on every corner on earth.....
   BUT
   unfortunetly the Earth is ROUND
   :/
   
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7. immagoofiegooberyah
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   July 4, 2012 3:59am UTC
   If Barbie isn't a SL*T..... then why do we have to buy her boyfriends?
   
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8. immagoofiegooberyah
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   July 4, 2012 3:57am UTC
   Random Baby: LOOK I CAN COUNT TO ONE
   *whips out middle finger*
   me: *gasps*
   Zayn:...
   Niall:...
   Harry:...
   Louis:...
   Liam:...
   Mickey mouse:...
   Nemo:...
   Dory: just keep swimming,just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming
   
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9. immagoofiegooberyah
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   July 4, 2012 3:53am UTC
   People say you can't live without love.......
   but i think...
   oxygen is more important
   
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10. immagoofiegooberyah
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    July 4, 2012 3:51am UTC
    Im not upset it's Monday im upset that i have to wear pants :/
    
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11. immagoofiegooberyah
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    July 4, 2012 3:49am UTC
    Life is not like a box of chocolates....
    it's more like a jar of jalapenos
    What you do today might burn ur a$$ tomorrow
    
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12. immagoofiegooberyah
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    July 4, 2012 3:44am UTC
    Doing nothing is very hard to do....
    you never know when your finished
    
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13. immagoofiegooberyah
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    July 4, 2012 3:37am UTC
    We Live in a Generation Where...
    Pizza gets to your house before the police
    
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14. immagoofiegooberyah
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    July 4, 2012 3:35am UTC
    Got Acne?
    Just ask your girlfriend what to do...
    Oh, thats right...
    You don't have a girlfriend
    
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15. immagoofiegooberyah
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    July 4, 2012 3:33am UTC
    Me and You is Friends
    You smile, I smile...
    You hurt, I hurt...
    You cry, I cry...
    You jump off a bridge...
    I gonna miss your E-Mails
    
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16. immagoofiegooberyah
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    July 4, 2012 3:29am UTC
    Guns don't kill people
    Daddies with pretty daughters do...
    
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17. immagoofiegooberyah
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    June 16, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Ok guys im going to be making my very first fan fic on ONE DIRECTION and i need the following:
    Zayn's Girlfriend: Taken.....BTW
    Louis Girlfriend:
    Niall's Girlfriend
    Harry's Girlfriend:
    Liam's Girlfriend:
    Comment for whos girlfriend and your name thnx
    BTW the first 04 are going to be picked
    
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18. immagoofiegooberyah
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    June 7, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Louis Tomlinson
    of one direction
    
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19. immagoofiegooberyah
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    May 30, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    im busy
    ur ugly
    have a nice day ;D
    
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20. immagoofiegooberyah
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    May 25, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    fun thing:in the car on the way to camp ground in connecticut
    bad thing:bugs and a long time to get there :(
    
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