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ash34durkin

1. ash34durkin
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2012 10:00pm UTC
   hey i just f**ked you
   and this is crazy
   but deleted my number
   and keep the baby
   
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2. ash34durkin
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 11:13pm UTC
   NINJA HUG!
   .......you never saw it coming
   
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3. ash34durkin
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   friends
   dont let friends
   talk to ugly guys!
   
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4. ash34durkin
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 9:39pm UTC
   are you a computer wise?
   because you make my soft ware
   go to hard ware ;)
   
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5. ash34durkin
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 9:19pm UTC
   thoughts while im in the shower...
   me- soapy soapy soap
   me- scrubby dubby dub in the tub... aw wait im the the shower
   me- scrubby dubby dub in the shower
   me- my feet are kinda dirty
   me- what if a ninja attacked me right now?
   me- AHHH SOAP IN THE EYES AHHHH
   me- can fish pee?
   me- shampoo time!
   me- ahh crap none left!
   me- ill shave then!
   ahhh blood
   me- i suck a shaving
   me- i think ill shower tomarrow
   me- but what if some alien lady eats me?
   me- o well at least my feet wont be dirty anymore!
   
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6. ash34durkin
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 8:54pm UTC
   i taught my fish how to play dead!
   turns out all you had to do was take the water out of the bowl!
   
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7. ash34durkin
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 8:48pm UTC
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8. ash34durkin
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 8:46pm UTC
   LANDSHARK
   you'll never catch me b**ch!
   -jenna marbles
   
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9. ash34durkin
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 8:38pm UTC
   let haters hate!
   it means thay want something that you have
   there just jelous
   
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10. ash34durkin
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    when im brainstorming
    before i start to write
    i draw a square and write all my ideas around it
    because my mom says i have to think outside the box!
    
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11. ash34durkin
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 11:15am UTC
    when im brain storming
    before i write
    i draw a square and write all my ideas around it
    cuz my mom says to think outside of the box!
    
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12. ash34durkin
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:46am UTC
    if ur a guy and ur hot...
    tell ur mom i said thank you!
    
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13. ash34durkin
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:26am UTC
    AHHHHHHH there is a big scary monster in my room!!!!!!! MOM ITS GONNA EAT ME
    *puts down the mirror*
    
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14. ash34durkin
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:23am UTC
    that day when your sooo bored you have an ugly picture contest with one of your friends...and you win!
    and then relize after your done celebrating
    that its not a good thing!
    
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15. ash34durkin
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    at school on monday me and my friends were all sitting ina circle talking! i saw a bee and ran screaming on the top of my lungs BEE!!!!! everyone followed me except one kid. he stayed where he was and sang c d e f g h i j k l m n o p! lmfao true story
    
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16. ash34durkin
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    i thought i was blind....
    but then i just opened my eyes!
    
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17. ash34durkin
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    i have a 5 page paper due this friday! 14 paragraphs! on rome! ... so far ive written my name... progress is being made
    
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18. ash34durkin
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    one more f*cking love song
    ill be sick
    <3
    
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19. ash34durkin
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    cracks in the sidewalks are just reminders that if u step on them.....your mom will brake her back!
    
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20. ash34durkin
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    one of my guy friends says good morning beautiful every morning and every night says i love you!
    he is my ex
    i cant get over the fact that i dont love him back!
    
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