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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 7:40pm UTC

at shool on tuesday our school had to evacuate because of a small fire in the kitchen
15 minutes later a police officer came
umm hello we called u for a fire u might need some water
he called for a fire truck!
5 minutes later it arrived
im so glad i came rely on my towns fire department!
from now on im calling my grandma before the police because truthfully she could get there faster with her walker than the police could in a truck with 4 wheels!

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 7:35pm UTC

sometimes when im home alone i lay on the kitchen floor in a ball pretending im a crumb!

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 6:41pm UTC

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT NUTELLA...

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 6:32pm UTC

the day i first met you
you told me you would never fall in love <3
-demi lavato

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 6:26pm UTC

sometimes im in a jam
ive gotta make a plan
it might be crazy
i do it anyway
no way to know for sure
i figure out a cure
im patchin up the holes
but then it overflows
if im not doin too well
why be so hard on myself?
NOBODYS PERFECT
i gotta work it
again and again til i get it right
NOBODYS PERFECT
you live and you learn it
and if i mess it up sometimes
NOBODYS PERFECT
hannah montana speaks the truth!!!!!! and she just makes my day with her songs :)

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 6:19pm UTC

im not fat
my sexyness just over flows

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 6:15pm UTC

that day when you go to the dollar store with only 50 cents :(

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 6:06pm UTC

my friend wanted me to add a quote onto witty about her
i asked her what she wanted it to be about
she said idk ur the smart 1 u come up with something
i was speech less.... someone called me smart

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 6:01pm UTC

that day when its 100 degrees outside and you dont have a pool so you go outside and put the hose in the tree next to your drive way...and you run back and forth through the water pretending its niagra falls!

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 2:46pm UTC

your walking and you come to a stop there are 2 ways to walk home...the highway or a path through the woods! normal people would choose the path through the woods and risk getting poison ivy but me...no! take the highway and risk getting hit by a car and dieing. i really hate pioson ivy!

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 2:42pm UTC

when ur driving to a breakers game and ur friend writes bra across your head and kers on ur cheeks with face paint! if only they had spell check and a brain to notice they spelled it wrong!

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 2:37pm UTC

that moment when you wake up in the middle of the night and ur friend comes over with a worried look on her face and u say whats wrong and she says I THINK IM CONSTIPATED!!!!!!!! and u just completely ignore everything she just said and go back to sleep!

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 2:29pm UTC

why were stairs invented?
all they do is make you tired when you walk up them
waste your time trying to get to the top
and when your running up them acting like a cool kid...they just ruin it and make you fall flat on your face

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ash34durkin
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May 12, 2012 2:25pm UTC

shake it up quote....
cece: i cant be fat
rocky: why?
cece: because ill look like that thing on google earth
rocky: what thing?
cece: ....earth

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ash34durkin
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May 11, 2012 10:30pm UTC

me and my ex walked from school together to get pizza with some other friends and my currect boyfriend after school. it was raining and i had exspensive flats on (type of shoes). i took them off and walked bare foot so i wouldnt get them wet. my boyfriend kept walking with my bff (who is a girl) and my ex stayed behind with me and took my shoes and gave me his sweatshirt and said here "i dont want u to be cold". and to think my boyfriend actually cares bout me , when the truth is my ex still does!

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ash34durkin
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May 11, 2012 10:16pm UTC

im 13 years old and im freakin obsessed with playdough! and ppl think IM the weird one!

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ash34durkin
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May 11, 2012 10:11pm UTC

proven fact....
15 ppl are know to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda!
......what is this world coming to!

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ash34durkin
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May 11, 2012 9:57pm UTC

me: hey i heard you like them wild ones.. if i took you home you'd be a home run
him: yes... yes i would
me: wow way to break the song
him: oh we were singing a song
tru story

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ash34durkin
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May 11, 2012 9:55pm UTC

true story...
him: ill love you till the last one dies.
(hands me 11 roses and 1 fake rose)
and he isnt even my boyfriend

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ash34durkin
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May 11, 2012 9:51pm UTC

that moment when your dreaming about kissing your crush... and you wake up kissing your pillow

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