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  1. Bubbles98 Bubbles98
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Reading a qoute on witty and thinking,
    Story of my life!
    nmf

  2. JcZoe JcZoe
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 11:55am UTC
    I love the Lord
    I love my God
    I love my Saviour!!!
    I love him with all that i am
    Believe and you will be Saved

  3. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    every time when im going to bed,
    when i just get comfy and about asleep...
    my phone rings . -___-
    EVERY SINGLE FREAKING TIME.
    anyone else??

  6. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN..
    YOU SEE TWINS FIGHTING AND ONE OF THEM CALLS THE OTHER ONE UGLY..

  7. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    MY TOWN IS KNOWN AS THE BOMB THREAT TOWN.
    AT THE HIGH SCHOOL THERE ARE ALWAYS BOMBE THREATS.
    ATLEAST ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR.
    THE OTHER DAY THERE WAS A BOMB THREAT.
    SO TODAY, THE THE STUDENTS COULDN'T BRING THEIR BACKPACKS,
    IF THEY WANTED TO BRING LUNCH IT HAD TO BE IN A CLEAR BAG.
    AND BEFORE THEY WENT TO THE HIGH SCHOOL, THEY HAD TO TO GO MY
    SCHOOL TO GET SEARCH. THE POLICE WERE AT THE SCHOOL ALL DAY, AND
    THERE WAS A HELICOPTER, FLYING AROUND ALL DAY.
    AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENS AT THE HIGH SCHOOL, WE HAVE TO IN LOCK DOWN
    FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN TILL TEH END OF SCHOOL, PRETTY MUCH.
    I HATE MY TOWN . THIS IS WRONG.
    DONT YOU AGREE??

  8. TheOtherDirection TheOtherDirection
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 2:43am UTC
    Sometimes I feel like I'm not as attractive
    and popular
    as the other lads.
    -Niall Horan </3
    {♥} fav if you love him

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    One Direction is more than a boy band...♥
    Zayn taught me to face my fears
    Harry taught me to do whatever makes me happy no matter what people think
    Louis taught me to be myself and have fun
    Niall taught me to be different and laugh at everything
    Liam taught me to never give up on my dreams
    - OneDirection
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  10. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    My Vocab Sentences:
    1. Though he didn’t want to, Niall acquiesced to the arrangement that had been made prior to the day by only stopping for food five times.
    2. A simple wink can allure fans to do crazy things.
    3. After looking in the mirror for an hour, Zayn discovered that his hat was askew, so fixed it.
    4. Louis generally has a blithe approach to life, always joking around and not taking too much serious.
    5. He was so contentious that a single word from Liam had the ability to trigger a monologue worth of argument.
    6. They never coveted what one another had, because they all loved each other.
    7. After being told he had to go home, Niall was in a crestfallen state, until he was called back… which led the greatest band in history being formed.
    8. His hair was slightly disheveled, but, as always, Liam still managed to look perfect.
    9. I wonder if in math Zayn learned about exponents too…
    10. Louis’ mouth never stops moving, and some considered him to be a rather garrulous person, though they still love him.
    11. Louis claims to be dating Eleanor, but his relationship with Harry is insuperable to disregard.
    12. When Harry broke up with Caroline Flack, it was a lamentable time for him, though his fans were happy.
    13. Neil is the misnomer that people who don’t know how to pronounce “Niall” correctly say.
    14. On multiple occasions, Louis and Harry have professed their undying love for one another.
    15. During the tour, the boys wish for some respite, but then remember that they are doing it for the most important people: their fans.
    16. Even if the boys screw up, they don’t deserve retribution, because they’re so amazing.
    17. Harry’s curls often appear rather sinuous and fluffy.
    18. The boy’s voices are all so sonorous, angelic, and incredible.
    19. If the boys were put into a war, Liam would be the strong one and go into the vanguard to protect the other four.
    20. None of the boys are wastrels, because they’re so grateful, and amazing.

  11. AlyssaCBryan AlyssaCBryan
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Ken: But, Barbie! Why would you want to break up with me?!?!
    Barbie: HAVE YOU SEEN THE JUSTIN BIEBER DOLL!?!?!?

  12. animefreak6420 animefreak6420
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    If Europe uses Euros shouldn't Africa use Afros?

  13. Maddy5423 Maddy5423
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Will this be a top quote? I'll make it pretty, I'll add some shadows and then make the font HUGE and random italicized and bolded letters and then some rainbow wordsand make another random color fade AND..ONE DIRECTION.

  14. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    True story; (worth the read)
    Today when I was waiting in line at the store with my Mom, a little girl pointed at me and whispered to her mom, "What are those scars from on her? And why doesn't she have as much hair as I do? What's that thing on her head?"
    The mom turned to her and said "Sophie, that girl is probably one of the strongest people you will meet. She has a disease and to cure it she has to take a form of medicine that makes her hair fall out. She's no different than me, or you. She's probably been through much more than she deserves. And.."
    The little girl stopped her from talking and ran over to me.
    She handed me a chocolate bar and said "I'm sorry you had to go through this."
    She took off my bandana and she said "Walk around like that. You're much prettier." Then she smiled and hugged me. I hugged her back with tears in my eyes and thanked her.
    Then she walked away.
    I can't stop crying. There are still good people in the world.

  15. TheOtherDirection TheOtherDirection
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:08am UTC
    20 years from now in your high school reunion:
    DJ: Now lets play a classic..
    ''You're insecure don't know what for..''
    Me: MOVE OVER B!TCHES. THIS IS MY JAM!
    not my idea, credits to timraandnicole lol

  16. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    "Before I was with Louis I was a fan of One Direction,
    So girls, never lose hope."
    -Eleanor Calder
    -OneDirectionQuotes


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:04am UTC
    Christmas List
    • Niall Horan
    • Liam Payne
    • Zayn Malik
    • Harry Styles
    • Louis Tomlinson
    Dear Santa, If You Think This Is Too Expensive
    No Problem, They Don't Need To Have Clothes.
    Tumblr

  19. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    I like my men how I like
    my tea,
    hot&British.
    with a side of Irish cream
    nmq/nmf

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    MY FAVORITE
    one in the group was Zayn,
    until he stole my meal, Now
    Harry is my favorite.
    -Niall Horan
    -OneDirection

:)

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