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SantasLilHelper

1. SantasLilHelper
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2012 6:24am UTC
   If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep,
   You are richer than 75% of the world.
   If you have money in the bank, your wallet and some spare change,
   you are among the top 8% of the world’s weathly.
   If you woke up this morning with more health than illness,
   You are more blessed than the one million people who will not survive this week.
   If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation,
   You are luckier than 500 million people alive and suffering.
   If you can read this message,
   You are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who cannot read at all.
   
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2. SantasLilHelper
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 8:04am UTC
   Summer To Do List:
   Build A Rocket. Fight A Mummy. Climb Up The Eiffel Tower.
   Discovering something that doesn't exist. giving a monkey a shower.
   surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots and locating Frankensteins brains
   Finding a dodo bird painting a continent or driving your sister insane
   As you can see theres a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall
   so stick with us cos Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
   MOM! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence
   nmf. sorry if it's already here, i got it from a likee website;)
   
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3. SantasLilHelper
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 3:14pm UTC
   'Start Windows Normally'?
   No thanks, I'd like to start it spastically, you know, flashing lights, crazy monkeys, the whole shabang...
   format by Sandrasaurus
   
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4. SantasLilHelper
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 5:22pm UTC
   Just close your eyes,
   The sun is going down,
   You'll be alright ,
   No one can hurt you now,
   Come morning light,
   You and I'll be safe and sound.
   
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5. SantasLilHelper
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2012 4:13pm UTC
   Pardon me,
   Sir Gangsta, but your trousers are descending.
   
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6. SantasLilHelper
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2012 1:32pm UTC
   Soft kitty,
   warm kitty,
   little ball of fur.
   Happy kitty,
   sleepy kitty,
   purr, purr, purr
   
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7. SantasLilHelper
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2012 12:11pm UTC
   On the 21st of December 2012, I'm going to go outside banging pots &pans together and shout "END OF THE WORLD, COME AT ME BRO!"
   
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