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Hale_Storm18
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July 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC

I hate how people blame Barbie for the self esteem issues of some girls.
I played with Barbie's my whole childhood and never once was I like, "Hey, Barbie is so pretty. I wish I looked like her. Time to go to extreme measures to look like a FREAKING DOLL."

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:05pm UTC

my only skill
includes falling in love with people
I can’t have

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ChocoTaco
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July 6, 2013 6:35pm UTC

Person: *Says something really unclear*
Me: What?
Person: *Says it again even more unclear*
Me: Wait, what?
Person: *Repeats themselves again*
Me: *Fake laughs because I have no idea what they just said*
Person: Yes or no?
Me: ...Say the question again...

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kristabff
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July 7, 2013 9:30pm UTC

In my bedroom at night.
Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
Me: Uh....what's that....?!
Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!

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BlackButterflies
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July 8, 2013 2:20am UTC

so yesterday i was babysitting five kids under the age of nine (i know, i know, i'm practically jesus. shhh.) and one of them was an 8 year old boy called Corben. basically, he developed a huge crush on me after i told him i liked star trek and dragons, and he kept hitting on me the entire time and it was hilarious and also adorable.
alana (his six year old sister): oh wow, you're so good at lego. you're magical.
corben: yeah, lizzy's so magical that she makes people fall in love with her and wish that they were older so that tHEY COULD MARRY HER FOREVER
alana: CORBEN THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
corben: when we get married can we have a cat? i like cats.
me: what
alana: corben i'm never talking to you again
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
corben: lizzy, do you like cocoa pops?
me: yeah, but--
corben: i'll get you three bowls.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
me: okay, goodnight you guys.
corben: mum usually gives us a cuddle before we go to sleep.
alana: no she doesn--
corben: shHHhHhHH.
me: no.
corben: not even a little cuddle?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
me: why are you out of bed?
corben: do you want to read my book about dragons
me: no, go back to bed
corben: i'll read it to you if you want

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Honestly,,
some of the sexiest things about a guy
is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
when he knows he’s done something good,
and the protective instincts he has
when it comes to his girl.

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Chris*
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 3:25pm UTC

He flooded her thoughts every second of every day.
And she didn't know how to swim but that was okay.
(MJ)

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chickittylover
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Format chickittylover
and i hope that you are having the time of your life,
but think twice
that is my only advice.

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 3:02pm UTC

once everyone leaves, you think that everyone comes into your life just to leave. you. so you push everyone out and don't let anyone else in. it's like, once you've been hurt, you're so scared of becoming attached.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Taylor Swift when she's 80:
"I knew you were trouble when you wheeled in"

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 2:17pm UTC

I named my dog "5 Miles" so
I could tell people I walk 5 miles everyday.
Oh, who am I kidding? I don't even do that.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 1:35pm UTC

You know you're a lazy pile
when yo use cheats on Wii Fit.

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gab*
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 7:50pm UTC

"you'll never be
as pretty as her"

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 9:20pm UTC

sometimes i feel offended by american stereotypes
but then i remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making twinkies

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† *
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 11:49am UTC

Friend: Remember that crush you had on-
Me: NOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEEEEE

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Chris*
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July 4, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Me: It's late, I should go to bed.
Him: Wait.
Me: What?
Him: Just... just stay on the phone for a few more minutes. I finally have you back. I love the sound of your voice even if you're so far away. I need you and I love you and just please don't go just yet.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 10:10pm UTC

All America jokes aside, the 4th of July really is my favorite holiday. Why?
It isn't because I get to hang out at the lake. It isn't because I get to watch fireworks. It's not because I get to see my aunt get competely wasted. It's not because underaged drinking is suddenly acceptable.
The reason I love the 4th of July is because of what it represents. It represents us gaining freedom. It represents those who help us protect our freedom. The people currently serving in the military and have served in the military to help us keep our freedom. Those who have died so that we have freedom.
I'd like to thank my dad for having served in the military. I'd like to thank my mom for having seved. I'd like to thank my Aunt DeeAnn for having served. I'd like to thank her husband Steve for currently surving. I'd like to thank my Uncle Danny for having served. I'd like to thank my Grandpa on my mom's side for serving. I'd like to thank my dad's dad (my grandfather who I never knew) for serving. I'd like to thank my Grandpa Jim (my dad's stepfather) for serving. I'd like to thank Matt for having served. I'd like to thank Rocky for serving. I'd like to thank my 5th grade math teacher's son for giving his life so that we remain free.
Please, take a moment to thank those who are currently suring and who have served.

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BlackButterflies
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July 5, 2013 1:08am UTC

boy: i like your jacket
me: you're welcome
me: wait a second

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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July 4, 2013 8:27pm UTC

"I'm sorry"
and
"My Bad"
mean the same thing,
unless you're at a funeral

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Bec*
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July 4, 2013 7:49pm UTC

If u don't think I'll listen to a song on repeat for a whole day ur wrong.

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