so yesterday i was babysitting five kids under the age of nine (i know, i know, i'm practically jesus. shhh.) and one of them was an 8 year old boy called Corben. basically, he developed a huge crush on me after i told him i liked star trek and dragons, and he kept hitting on me the entire time and it was hilarious and also adorable.

alana (his six year old sister): oh wow, you're so good at lego. you're magical.
corben: yeah, lizzy's so magical that she makes people fall in love with her and wish that they were older so that tHEY COULD MARRY HER FOREVER
alana: CORBEN THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
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corben: when we get married can we have a cat? i like cats.
me: what
alana: corben i'm never talking to you again
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corben: lizzy, do you like cocoa pops?
me: yeah, but--
corben: i'll get you three bowls.
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me: okay, goodnight you guys.
corben: mum usually gives us a cuddle before we go to sleep.
alana: no she doesn--
corben: shHHhHhHH.
me: no.
corben: not even a little cuddle?
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me: why are you out of bed?
corben: do you want to read my book about dragons
me: no, go back to bed
corben: i'll read it to you if you want

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so yesterday i was babysitting five kids under the age of nine

338 faves · 27 comments · Jul 8, 2013 2:20am

crocodilemonkey49 · 1 decade ago
That's adorable! I have only babysat a one year old who was a mess constantly
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factsandstuff · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh this is great.
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Feuerchen · 1 decade ago
That's so cute :D
I had a 9 year old telling me that my boobs are too big. Not as charming as yours ;D
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jahan · 1 decade ago
haha awwww thats adorable! :D
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Sapphire101 · 1 decade ago
That's the cutest thing ever, kids are cute.
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Potterlover99 · 1 decade ago
That is so adorable! My best friend's brother has a crush on me and it's so hilarious when he tries to impress me. :P
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dreamsandwishes · 1 decade ago
awwww that's adorable :)
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VersitySong · 1 decade ago
*-* no but when this kid grows up
he will be a stud, i can feel it.
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CookieMonster09* · 1 decade ago
awwwwwwwwwwwww, bless him :D
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Rolita07* · 1 decade ago
Aww that's cute :)
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goawayanthony* · 1 decade ago
That's adorable omfg
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
Aw that's so cute! My mom's friend has a son around the age of 6 an he has such a big crush on me and its sooo adorable
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infintylovee · 1 decade ago
thats actually really adorable
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AngelwithaSecret* · 1 decade ago
It's....Too...Cute....Can't...Take..Much....More....Cuteness.....*dies from the adorableness*
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I had to fart the whole time I was reading this.
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BlackButterflies · 1 decade ago
shoulda just let it out
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I was so caught up in the story.
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infintylovee · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOD!! LOL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH PRETTY HARD! HAHAHAHAHA!
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p0kemon · 1 decade ago
u ok
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infintylovee · 1 decade ago
me?
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p0kemon · 1 decade ago
ye
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infintylovee · 1 decade ago
oh..yeah im ok..i think lol thanks for askinnn hahaha
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p0kemon · 1 decade ago
welcs
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.* · 1 decade ago
I love the way Alana was like the third wheel in the relationship ^-^
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Steve* · 1 decade ago
Ohmycroc, That is like so...cute * u *
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
this is so. cute.
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stellarflame* · 1 decade ago
lizzy thats so fricken cute oh my god
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