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January 2, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Turning on my boyfriend just means starting my computer.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 2, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Do you think that God ever get's sad? Like.
"What do you mean you don't love yourself? I worked so hard on you."

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itsamadworld
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December 31, 2012 10:30pm UTC

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jimmy365
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December 31, 2012 9:03pm UTC

honesty is just too beautiful...
I LOVE UNMADE BEDS. I LOVE WHEN
PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AND CRYING AND
CANNOT BE ANYTHING BUT HONEST
IN THAT MOMENT. I LOVE THE LOOK IN
PEOPLE'S EYES WHEN THEY REALIZE
THEY'RE IN LOVE. I LOVE THE LOOK ON
PEOPLE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP
AND THEY'VE FORGOTTEN THEIR
SURROUNDINGS. I LOVE THE GASP
PEOPLE TAKE WHEN THEIR FAVORITE
CHARACTER DIES. I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE
CLOSE THEIR EYES AND DRIFT TO
SOMEWHERE IN THE CLOUDS. I FALL IN
LOVE WITH PEOPLE AND THEIR HONEST
MOMENTS ALL THE TIME. I FALL IN LOVE
WITH THEIR BREAKDOWNS AND THEIR
DAYDREAMS AND THEIR SMEARED MAKEUP.
to put into words.

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Steve
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December 31, 2012 10:39am UTC

All happiness is in the mind.

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HakunaaMatata
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November 18, 2012 2:22pm UTC

While you're ignoring her
someone else is begging for her attention..♥
~& she's giving it to him.

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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October 22, 2012 8:56pm UTC

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leeuumm
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October 23, 2012 12:24pm UTC

i'd do anything to make you laugh or smile

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leeuumm
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October 18, 2012 8:13pm UTC

on september 30 I asked out the greatest girl in the world. not only does she put up will all my BS, but she's always there for me.. thanks elise for being an amazing girlfriend. i love you always baby

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idocartwheels
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October 6, 2012 9:34pm UTC

BOYS THAT ARE FUNNY:
BOY: THERES SOMETHING GORGEOUS ABOUT YOUR
EYES
GIRL: *BLUSHES*
BOY: OH WAIT THAT'S JUST MY RELFECTION..*HUGS
GIRL SAYING "JK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL*...
yeah..we all want that to happen to us don't we..

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littleleftofthemiddle
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October 6, 2012 9:36pm UTC

Why dont you gangnam style
your way off the nearest cliff

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wittyquotesgurl
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October 6, 2012 9:19pm UTC

OKAY WAIT, I'M CONFUSED.
One Direction tells us to Live While We're Young,
but Ke$ha tells us to Die Young.
... I just don't know anymore.

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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October 6, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Lol So True: #136
My mom + my dad - condom = greatest person alive.
lolsotrue.com

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 2:54pm UTC

your shoe size can tell your age:
1) take your shoe size
2) muliply it by 5
3) add 50
4) multiply by 20
5) add 1012
6) subtract the year you were born
the 1st digit is your shoe size, while the last digits is your age.

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jjaim123
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October 6, 2012 12:16pm UTC

there's just something about you...

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SummerSun827
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October 6, 2012 11:53am UTC

If only you knew
how much you mattered to me

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