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MrsJHutch
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July 3, 2013 12:37pm UTC

Miley Cyrus Before: "You're a true friend, you're here till the end. You put me aside when something ain't right, talk with me now and in through the night..." <3
Miley Cyrus Now: "To my homegirls here with the big butts, shaking it like we at a strip club!"

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hermione23katniss
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July 2, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Interesting story worth reading:
I was on the train the other day and there was this lesbian
couple. They were flirting and holding hands. Close to the
couple was this lady staring at them in disgust. These two
teenage boys noticed what was going on between the
homophobic lady and the lesbian couple so they decided
to do something. The two boys started holding hands, staring
into each others eyes, and flirting. The lady turned her
attention to the two boys instead of the lesbian couple. She
kept on giving them dirty looks until finally she got off the
train. The boys finally let go each other and burst out laughing.
The lesbian couple looked at them and asked how long
they were together. The boys said that they were just friends
and they pretened to be a couple to p/ss the homophobic
lady off. The lesbian couple started crying, hugged them, and
thanked them for what they did. They said their goodbyes
and the two teenage boys and the lesbian couple went their
seperate ways.
Just when you think there's no hope left for humanity,
something beautiful like this happens. <3

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gab*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:27am UTC

for you, i was a chapter.
FOR ME, YOU WERE THE BOOK.

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onehundredpercentme
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 1:03am UTC

I'm Going to Plant A Garden In the Spring.
I'm Going to Make Sure Its Square, and So that people Know Its MY Garden, I Will Put A Sign near it.
The Sign Will read
'Madison's Square Garden.'

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Blurryface*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 1:43pm UTC

I'd rather pretend that I'll still be there at the end

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Make fun of Kim and Kayne's baby North West all you want
That baby is headed straight to the top...And sightly to the left.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 10:27am UTC

I'm back hey hi hello

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Things I would do with my girlfriend:
1. Hug her from behind
2. Let her wear my sweatshirts
3. Kiss her unexpectedly
4. Show her off in front of my friends
5. Find a way to walk with her after every class
6. Get a summer job with her
7. Listen to her
8. Make her laugh
9. Text her "goodmorning love!(:"
10. ALWAYS text her first
11. Text her long paragraphs sometimes-it shows a complete thought
12. Tell her I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world
13. Cook for her, even though I'm not that good of a cook!
14. Let her win any game we play
15. Hang out with her all the time over the weekend
16. Being really creative when asking her to a dance, etc
17. Write her cute poems
18. Tell her I love her
19. Put her before all of my friends
20. Love her
Yes, guys like us ACTUALLY exist

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caoimhs289
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 6:27am UTC

So Relatable #6029:
Having a pet is great. You can blame all suspicious sounds on them.
*BANG*
"What was that?"
"Oh, just the fish"

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 4:37pm UTC

She said she wanted to get
high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town.
She said she wanted to stay up
all night and drink.
He gave her a 12 pack of caffinaited pepsi and told her to "drink up"
She said she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put
her finger on the trigger,
aimed it at her face, and
helped her pull the trigger.
She said she wanted to cut
herself.
He took a polariod of her, h
anded it to her along with a pair of scissors, and had he cut it up.
She said she wanted to see her blood.
So he took her to get her ears pierced.
She said she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed.
She said she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said
" My Name is: Alone"

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 8:30am UTC

Taylor Swift's Exclusive Album
1. I Went in the Wrong Direction
2. My Styles Isn't Styles
3. Stop Touching Your Bandmates
4. Am I Not Hipster Enough
5. Your Hands Were Too Big
6. Was It Caroline
7. The Curls War
8. Stop Getting Tattoos
9. Ex-factor
10. Maybe You're Gay

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OneDirectionQuotes
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November 19, 2012 10:04am UTC

#NiallFact
Niall refused to sing on 'Take Me Home' until he was
Promised he could sing the 'OW!' in 'Heart Attack'.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:32pm UTC

When Im bored late at night,
I text random numbers saying: "You should really clean under your bed, its filthy down here. PS: I love you."

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PsychoButterflies
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 10:31pm UTC

So this is me swallowing my pride
standing in front of you
saying I'm sorry for that night.
and I go back to December all the time.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 8:42pm UTC

Sometimes when I miss my
period, I'm a l l like,
"Oh My God! Maybe I'm the next Virgin
Mary!"

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 10:40am UTC

I've never been in a serious relationship.
I haven't had my first kiss yet.
I'm still a virgin.
And guess what?
I'm proud of that.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Feuerchen
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 9:07pm UTC

I just love
That small window popping up after you follow a person, saying "ok".
Thank you for that, Steve. It makes my day every time.

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Ty1210
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Hello there.
I'm Tyler.
I wonder how many times I've ever typed that?
You don't have to read this.
It's just me typing my thoughts.
I wonder what's on TV.
Boring.
Boring.
Boring.
TV. WHAT YOU DOING.
TV. STAHP.
Back to le internets.
Mmmmm. Gummmm.
I wonder how many other people have the name Tyler?
THANKS FOR GIVING ME A BOY NAME MOM.
Gottapeegottapeegottapeegottapee
This gum is fruity.
Damnit.
OOOOOOO TEXT MESSAGE
OOooo. It's Taylon!
'Heyyy'
Nooo.
Too many 'y's
'Hey'
Now I sound bored.
'Holaa'
There we go.
Alright.
This is getting long.
No one probably even read it.
ADIOS MIS AMIGOS!

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