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Christina*
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 4:53am UTC

The Wittians
They didn't fit in. It wasn't hard to tell from the reflection in the mirror that this place and this life wasn't meant for them. Witty, it was only a website until October 11 2014, the day when all the Wittians got a letter that only they could see. Every Wittian was automatically enrolled into The Witty Accademy and every year there were elections. Three people were elected from each major and only one of them went home. This tradition continued every year until 2016 when the Wiseman Steve was kidnapped and several other students were murderd. Who kidnapped Steve? Was it one of us? Or was it the outsiders?
If you happened to read this, I am going to write a story. The characters in my story are going to be real people on here. So if you want to be in it leave a name and spread the word :)

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 4:40am UTC

♥ Butterflies can't see their wings
they can't see how truly
b e a u t i f u l
t h e y a r e , b u t e v e r y o n e e l s e c a n .
People are like that as well. ♥

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 3:04am UTC

You never realize how
boring your life is
until someone asks what
you like to do for fun

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 6:08pm UTC

Teenager's Facebook Post:
>Internet Was Not Working Last Night, Spent Time With Family.
They Seem To Be Nice
People
format credit-rajsonkar

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 2:16pm UTC

Boys laugh at what they put girls through, but they won't be laughing
when they're wiping tears off their daughter's face for the (same) reason.
- Beyoncé

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伤*
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 2:34pm UTC

RIP talia castellano
Today talia castellano lost her battle with cancer
this is the most amazing, talented, most beautiful
positive girl i have ever come across on the Internet
the world lost a fighter but heaven gained an angel

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 5:28pm UTC

I don't even have my own personality anymore it's just a mixture of all the youtubers that I watch um

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 10:29am UTC

Friendly reminder that
--Not all Christians are homophobic
--Not everyone agrees with you
--Not all white people are r.acist
--R.ape jokes aren't funny
--Suicide jokes aren't funny
--Self harm jokes aren't funny
--Eating disorder jokes aren't funny
--Not all men are trying to oppress women
--Not all feminists are actually fair

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Naomi4545
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 3:12am UTC

If i had a dollar for every time someone told me
i was pretty, i would have exactly 1 dollar
Thanks mom...

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Why are you ignoring him??
Because sometimes, the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 1:52am UTC

That moment,
when you ask someone "what's up" and they answer but they don't ask back.
Thanks for making our conversation awkward.

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Soccerbabe23
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 2:23am UTC

So I saw this on YouTube on a Justin Bieber song:
I don't usually listen to JB but this song is really good!
JBsGurl4ever 4 hours ago
Are you sure, JBsGurl4ever?
JBsGurl4ever
JBSGurl4ever.
are you sure you don't usually listen to him?
are you sure?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC

shout out to pixar
for making bloopers for animated films.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 3:06pm UTC

I feel so bad for women competing
in the olympics while on their period.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me in the shower:
Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.
♥

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never_forget
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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