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livin_life_young_and_in_love
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 4:04pm UTC

-Lie
-Skip a meal
-Cry a little
-Fake a smile
-Keep quiet
-Pretend
-Breakdown
-Die a little
-Repeat.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
feel like no one understands them.
♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 4:42am UTC

I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people to find me attractive.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I think that...
Voldemort's parents took the 'got your nose' game a little too seriously..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 11:44am UTC

"Zoo pals mak eating fun!"
b.itch, please.
when is eating not fun?

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Hey, you.
Yes, you!
Don't scroll down just yet.
I have something to say!
I know who you are.
Not in a creepy stalker way,
But more like this:
You're probably a teenage girl.
You're probably in love with a guy,
And he probably doesn't know it.
And when you look in the mirror,
You don't love what you see.
You wish you had different hair,
Or prettier eyes,
Or a smaller nose.
You wish your chest wasn't flat
Or that your skin was perfectly tan.
You wish you were popular,
Or had a bunch of nice clothes,
Or someone to hang out with.
You go to witty when you're down,
Or lonely,
Or bored.
You smile, but it's fake sometimes.
And you need someone to tell you this:
You are beautiful.
Just the way you are.
And if you ever doubt that,
Come talk to me.
I will do everything i can
To change your mind.
I believe in you, and everything you do.
I want you to be yourself.
Stay beautiful.
Stay you.
-♥- Landon

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:56am UTC

Me waking up in the morning:
-.- -.o o.- >.< o.o 0.0

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Damn b/tch, replace your chap stick
with a glue stick and shut the f/ck up.

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CassidyNoyesxoxox
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:31am UTC

Yawning is your
body's way of saying
"20 % battery left".
nmf/ tumblr

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Xxanni12
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 12:31pm UTC

The True Beauty Challenge.
The rules:
For one day you're not allowed wear makeup, tight clothes, short clothes or straighten/curl your hair.
You have to wear sweatpants, a loose top, a baggy jumper, ugg boots, throw your hair up in a ponytail or a messy bun and write 'True Beauty' on your wrist.
You aren't allowed fake anything, no faking a smile, no pretending to like somebody, no pretending to be somebody you're not.
You be your true self for a full 24 hours.
I made this up myself! Please help spread the word!
-Lil_JLSter

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC

if crying burnt calories, I'd be a supermodel

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edawgg
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:50am UTC

In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishent.
♥

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 11:20am UTC

:On the Ellen Degeneris show:
Edward: Are you on team Edward or team Jacob?
Ellen: Im on neither team Edward or team Jacob
Edward: ......
Ellen: Im on a totally different team
lmao do you get it?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 11:14am UTC

Please pray for Andrew.
20 hours ago, Andrew left his home in a huff. He was mad at his mother and just needed to get out. He disappeared with his bike, but no money and no water in 100 degree weather. Four hours passed, and nothing turned up. We assumed he had biked to his youth group, but had no way of knowing for sure. When the time for youth group came and went, there was still no sign of him. After 8 hours of Andrew being gone, a party went out to search for him with no luck. The police were called. They searched all night with no luck. All the area hospitals were called, thinking maybe he passed out of heat stroke. There was no luck. His mother went to bed frantic, but of course no body slept that night. Now 20 hours have passed, still with no sign of Andrew. Keep him in your prayers, and hope that he will be found.

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softballgurl
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 9:31am UTC

I have always wanted to be that one girlwho comes back to school, completely different and really beautiful this year I've decided to make that happen, of course, with the support of you witty girls Feel free to follow my plan and commment for tips and ideas.Step 1: Exercise every morning. A "wake-up" jog for 15-30 minutes.Step 2: Use Face cleaner to make my skin smooth and perfect.Step 3: Grow out hair, pretty long and right before school get it layered, angled and styled.Step 4: Get a flat tummy with a hint of abs. (Sit-ups, Pull-ups and running.)Step 5: Redo my wardrobe. Buy some really pretty clothes from places like HCO, A&F, Delias, & AE. Step 6: Go to the pool more often and swim 15-50 laps at a time.Step 7: Learn how to do my makeup perfectly for my face.Step 8: Host more sleepovers, parties and social events at my house.Step 9: Ideas??? Comment to the right ------------------>> please!!!Thanks to all my "witty-girls" who support me!

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Have you ever laid on your bed
at night and cried because you're not good enough?
Counted all your flaws and felt worse about yourself.
And just felt too ugly and alone...

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Forever_25
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:19am UTC

I'm not going to cry over you, my masacara is to expensive

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SorrowUnleashed
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Does anybody else have a mom who refers to all of your friends as your "girl friend"? Gah, people are going to start thinking I'm a lesbian. Not that I have anything against lesbians. But still. It annoys me.

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idkwhoyouaresobackoff
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 5:45pm UTC

Don't lie.
You once thought the spoon to a McFlurry
was also a straw.

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