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Amenah

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November 11, 2013 3:38pm UTC

STOP
romanticizing things that will kill you.

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spence*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 12:26pm UTC

one time in class my teacher asked how many minutes were in a year so i said “five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes” and i tried so hard not to sing it so very hard but not hard enough

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ChocoTaco
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November 11, 2013 5:06pm UTC

"Of course every soldier is prepared to die.
But these people aren't just pawns on a chessboard.
They all have names, families, and feelings in their hearts too.
They are all humans who live and bleed.
You have the responsibility to ensure their death will not be in vain.
No matter what may come, remember this in your naive heart,
And be ready to die to fulfill that duty."

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elysian*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 12:45am UTC

I have just realized my relationship with bands
is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age

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hiyaxxx
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November 9, 2013 7:26pm UTC

instead of pepper spray, use shampoo, it's probably cheaper, but it will burn just as bad

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spence*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 1:14pm UTC

Teachers gain like 30 cool points when they yell at
that one kid everyone hates

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spence*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 1:04pm UTC

mom: how are your grades this semester?
me: mother what's important is that we have our health

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capsized*
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November 9, 2013 11:19pm UTC

I enjoy watching white boys not used to the word ‘homie’ trying to say it to their friends. “Wait for me, homies!” Yes. Wait up my brethren. My joyous companions, halt for me, for I am down with the hippity hop. We are chums are we not? The four and twenty, ablaze!

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Butterbear
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 11:23pm UTC

My mom told me I could be anything
but as soon as I say I want to drop out of school
to be a cat, she calls a therapist.

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shescrazy19
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 7:41pm UTC

I Could Conquer The World With Just One Hand; As Long As You Were Holding The Other.

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 8:17pm UTC

i'm a writer.
not a speaker.
& i like it that way.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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RomanceOnARocketshipp
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 8:43pm UTC

Sylvio: Mr Tanner, your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Mr. Tanner: She's okay.

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Losemyselfinadaydream*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 11:55pm UTC

& I wonder if I ever cross your mind
.. for me, it happens all the time

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 1:08pm UTC

bellatrix: i just killed your godfather.
harry: please. tell me you're joking.
bellatrix: nope. i guess you could say i'm "dead sirius"

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BravoSierra
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October 27, 2013 1:28pm UTC

i think it's nice that voldemort always waits until the end of the year to try to kill harry.
i mean, despite his flaws, voldemort still cares about harry's education.

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Fireiscatching
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October 27, 2013 7:19am UTC

Normal guy: i really want to kiss you
Ed Sheeran: all i want is the taste that your lips allow
Normal guy: let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: cover me up, cuddle me in, lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: i want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: i was made to keep your body warm but im cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: she's a crack wh0re pr0stitute
Ed Sheeran: and in a pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man.
Normal guy: marry me?
Ed Sheeran: i could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.
Normal guy: i'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: cause lately i've been waking up alone, paint splattered tear drops on my shirt.
Normal guy: i'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
Ed Sheeran: i wanna be drunk when i wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
Normal guy: expect me to drunk dial you later
Ed Sheeran: and that tonight i'll call you, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.

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