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kelly*
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September 19, 2013 4:50am UTC

I LOVE NOT WEARING MAKEUP BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST RUB YOUR EYES AND NOTHING HAPPENS

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September 16, 2013 9:21am UTC

Reasons to be a mermaid:
- no periods
-no pants

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capsized*
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September 16, 2013 4:20pm UTC

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

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Yourbeautiful*
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September 16, 2013 2:10am UTC

You say you want to die but,
you still put that seat belt on
and look both ways when you cross the road
you lock your windows and doors
you would scream if someone was following you at night
you would run for your life
you don't really want to die
you just want to die on your own terms.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 12:43am UTC

last night i had a dream that there was a Witty convention in Canada and every single person on Witty was there?? and i had to go on stage to give a speech to everyone (????) but i fell off the stage and was caught by Steve, who was actually Morgan Freeman. then it started to snow and everyone got really excited and started snorting the snowflakes like they were cocaine

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 8:36pm UTC

So you finally replied to my text and i reply in
.00000004 seconds.
its not like i was waiting or anything.
i'm watching u
i'm outside your house.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 8:40pm UTC

♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
You're so attractive.
even Crocs would look good on you.
♥♥♥
cookiedoughformats

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 9:11pm UTC

So tomorrow is picture day at my school
Should I look like a stoned monkey again this year or go for the really
bad hair day look? it's a little more classy

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 9:53pm UTC

I lied because I didn't want you to know how much it actually hurts me.
cookiedoughformats

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 10:02pm UTC

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Them: take your time
Them: four years is too much time you need to turn in the homework now
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cookiedoughformats

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Yourbeautiful*
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September 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC

- Are you an angel?
- No, why?
- Well my mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
- I'm not an angel though.
- Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm theirselves
because they don't like life on earth. This world is destroying
them so they try to return back home in heaven. They are too
sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
- You know, your mum is very wise.
- Thank you, she is also an angel but she has already returned home.

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BETHANY*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 9:38am UTC

The best pick up line ever: I have food and front row tickets to your favorite band

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 3:35pm UTC

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Theres a war in my mind,
and I'm losing all the battles.
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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 4:49pm UTC

Friend: Oh god I hate One Direction
Me: SHHHHHH! The fangirls... they're EVERYWHERE.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Well you all know that girl I like, Carry.
Well the other day she said "Who do you like?"
I didn't want to lie, but I didn't want to tell her I like her
so I made her guess.
She guessed probably 10 people and said "I give up"
and I said "Sucks. I'm not telling you anything but yes or no"
So she said "Fine. Is it me?"
I replied "If I said yes I'd feel really awkward around you but if I said no I'd be lying."
We talked a bit and decided to be friends.
Because things could be weird if we dated and then broke up.
Because we're already such close friends.
So it's not really 'The End' of our story.
It's more of a neverending story.
Of the friendzone.
And I'm perfectly fine with that

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CoolStoryBro1023
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August 28, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!
Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night... :I

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CoolStoryBro1023
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 9:44pm UTC

You are....
Beautiful ♥

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CoolStoryBro1023
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 3:33pm UTC

Mom:Are you going with me to the store.
Me: NO. I'm tired.
Mom:"I'll buy you something.
Me:Yeah, I'll be ready in a minute."

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CoolStoryBro1023
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August 31, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Me: *Hears laughter from 49262 miles away*
Me: I know they're laughing at me I just know it.

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