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last night i had a dream that there was a Witty convention in Canada and every single person on Witty was there?? and i had to go on stage to give a speech to everyone (????) but i fell off the stage and was caught by Steve, who was actually Morgan Freeman. then it started to snow and everyone got really excited and started snorting the snowflakes like they were cocaine

 

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last night i had a dream that there was a Witty convention in

256 faves · 17 comments · Sep 16, 2013 12:43am

BlackButterflies

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BlackButterflies


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whywouldanyonewantmetogiveaspeechanyway · haveyouseenme · funny

Little Wolf* · 1 decade ago
I'm Canadian.
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
If you saw a girl with black hair, looks kinda Chinese, then it's me (I'm not Chinese, but I always get mistaken for one
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Lethal* · 1 decade ago
That actually happened.
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mirrorx · 1 decade ago
that would be awesome
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justbellaxx · 1 decade ago
this is perf

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moll :)* · 1 decade ago
seems accurate though
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Those my friend, are called pipe dreams.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
so when i read "last night i had a dream" i half expected you to quote a song from rent in this quote. oops awk
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Did you see meee?
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Fading.From.Reality* · 1 decade ago
I want your dreams. Please.
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Butterbear · 1 decade ago
did you see me :oo
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Sock_Monster · 1 decade ago
...they were cocaine... it wasnt a dream. we were all there.
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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * · 1 decade ago
Maybe Steve is Morgan Freeman...
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
ooohhhh, air of mystrey
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stellarflame* · 1 decade ago
did you see meeeee
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BlackButterflies · 1 decade ago
no i kept looking for you but you WEREN'T THERE and i got really mad but i saw yourcool even though i can't remember/don't know what she looked like??
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stellarflame* · 1 decade ago
*snaps fingers* dammit, and lol i dont know what she looks like either hahahaha
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