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Normal guy: i really want to kiss you
Ed Sheeran: all i want is the taste that your lips allow

Normal guy: let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: cover me up, cuddle me in, lie down with me and hold me in your arms.

Normal guy: i want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: i was made to keep your body warm but im cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.

Normal guy: she's a crack wh0re pr0stitute
Ed Sheeran: and in a pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man.

Normal guy: marry me?
Ed Sheeran: i could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.

Normal guy: i'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: cause lately i've been waking up alone, paint splattered tear drops on my shirt.

Normal guy: i'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
Ed Sheeran: i wanna be drunk when i wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

Normal guy: expect me to drunk dial you later
Ed Sheeran: and that tonight i'll call you, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.

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