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  1. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    A bed;
    where most teenagers find themselves
    for 16 hours of the day,
    because they'd rather be asleep than
    deal with their problems.
    And if sleep is for the weak,
    then teenagers are the weakest group.
    Its a drug.
    You close your eyes and just like that,
    you're gone and reality cannot touch you.
    And if nothing was ever a priority,
    most of us wouldn't bother waking up.
    mat credit : ke

  2. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    If you have naturally clear skin lemme just high five you with a bus

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe

  4. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Andrew Biersack:
    Fell of a 15 foot wall, shattered 3 ribs, got up, and continued to play during his concert.
    Frank Lero:
    Played an entire show hooked up to an oxygen tank.
    Alex Gasgarth:
    Hit his head hard over an overhanging speaker, fell of the stage, split his forehead open, and got a concussion. Then got up and finished the show.
    Justin Bieber:
    Hurt his toe on stage and stopped the entire show.

  5. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
    Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
    Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

  6. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Imagine i am in jail,
    What
    crime do you think i am in
    for?..

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    omfG
    SO TODAY IN
    PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
    PHONE WENT OFF
    AND HER RINGTONE
    WAS SHINE
    BRIGHT LIKE A
    DIAMOND AND MY
    TEACHER STOOD UP
    AND SAID TURN
    THAT THING OFF IF I
    HEAR IT AGAIN
    I WILL PERSONALLY
    TRACK DOWN
    RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
    TO HER THAT
    DIAMONDS DO NOT
    SHINE THEY REFLECT
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. TaintedCorruption TaintedCorruption
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Sister: What's a pedestrian?
    Me: Ask mom.
    Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
    Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
    Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
    Mom: But you are a pedestrain
    Sister: *cries*

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
    Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  13. ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Hypophrenia:
    A feeling of sadness
    seemlingly without
    a cause.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 1:43am UTC
    getting addicted to a show and then
    watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it's over. just freaking over.

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    *My conversation with my mom*
    Me: I am 100% postive I haven't met the person I'm going to marry.
    Mom: How can you be so sure?
    Me: Because I'm destined to live alone with 43 cats all named Steve.
    Mom: Why would you name them that?
    Me: It's an inside joke.
    Mom: With who?
    Me: ...Myself...
    Me: *Feels the shame radiating off my body*

  16. phee phee
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 10:22am UTC
    British accent: Justin Biebah
    American accent: Justin Biebur
    Australian accent: Jastin Beybah
    You just tried out all the accents, didn't you?

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I’ve noticed
    that whenever a person commits suicide,
    people are suddenly saying,
    “It’s a shame, he or she was so beautiful.”
    Here’s an idea:
    Tell them that while they’re still alive,
    then maybe they’ll stick around to hear it.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    “Does February march?"
    “No, but April may”

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 1:14am UTC
    why do people say "apple and oranges" when
    comparing two things completely different? they're both fruit. they should say something like elephants and crystal meth.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 1:08am UTC
    it is almost 2013 and we can't even
    print food off the internet, god damnnit obama. i thought we elected you for a reason.

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