*My conversation with my
mom*
Me: I am 100% postive I haven't met the person
I'm going to marry.
Mom: How can you be so sure?
Me: Because I'm destined to live alone with 43
cats all named Steve.
Mom: Why would you name them that?
Me: It's an inside joke.
Mom: With who?
Me: ...Myself...
Me: *Feels the shame radiating off my
body*
*My conversation with my mom* Me: I am 100% postive I haven't
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