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*My conversation with my mom*
Me: I am 100% postive I haven't met the person I'm going to marry.
Mom: How can you be so sure?
Me: Because I'm destined to live alone with 43 cats all named Steve.
Mom: Why would you name them that?
Me: It's an inside joke.
Mom: With who?
Me: ...Myself...
Me: *Feels the shame radiating off my body*
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*My conversation with my mom* Me: I am 100% postive I haven't

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joke · foreveralone · cats · funny