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  1. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    Hour one with milkshake
    in yard. I haven't seen any boys yet, but I'm staying optimistic.

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    A balanced diet means cupcake in each hand .
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    rajsonkar

  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
    here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

  4. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 6:15am UTC
    Go to the bathroom, shut the door and take off you clothes.
    Wash off your makeup and pull your hair up.
    Look in the mirror.
    Don't judge yourself, just look.
    Trace your hairline, examine the curve of your eyebrows.
    Stare into your own eyes and take in the shape and the colour.
    Learn the contours of your cheekbones, the slope of your nose.
    Note the curves of your lips, the colour.
    Now smile - really, geniunely smile.
    Notice how your face changes.
    Does your nose scrunch? Do your eyes light up?
    Go further - your shoulders, arms, hands.
    Examine them, pick them apart.
    Notice the small details - the freckles, the shapes, the colours.
    Are your arms thin, thick, muscular?
    Are they tanned, pale, freckled?
    Are they scarred? If they are, don't hate them.
    These scars are a part of you now.
    Are your hands wide, narrow, short, long?
    Are your fingers long, stubby, slender?
    Are your nails long, short, bitten, painted?
    Go back to your torso.
    Examine your breasts thoroughly
    Take note of how they feel and look.
    Raise your arms and feel and look again.
    Remember this. Notice if something changes.
    Look at your ribs, your waist, your stomach.
    Don't worry about the size or the firmness/lack thereof.
    Study the curve of your hips, the shape of your butt.
    Follow the length of your legs.
    Your thighs, thick or thin? Gapped or not?
    Are there scars here too? Accept them.
    Down further, your calves and ankles.
    Are they shaved, hairy?
    Muscular, thin, thick?
    Your feet, little, big, wide, narrow?
    Come back up, and notice all the little marks across your skin.
    Freckles, scars, tattoos, skin discolourations, pimples.
    What ones are intentional?
    What ones do you regret?
    What ones do you wish were gone?
    Accept them all - they are part of you now.
    Look for the familiar features.
    Do you have your mother's nose, father's chin?
    Do you share the same smile as your brother?
    Can you see your grandmother in your eyes?
    Do you have freckle in the same place as your best friend?
    Step back and look at it all together.
    All of these little things make up you.
    You do not need to change a thing,
    though if you want to, it's more than okay.
    These body parts belong to you, and no-one else.
    There is nothing wrong with any of them,
    no matter what anyone says;
    not your friends, parents, peers or the media.
    Your body is not wrong. You are not wrong.
    You are you, and that will always be enough.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    I want
    morning and noon and nightfall with you.
    I want your tears, your smiles, your kisses…
    the smell of your hair,
    the taste of your skin,
    the touch of your breath on my face.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    i felt something
    catch in my throat,
    a sudden surge of sadness
    that caught me unaware.
    It almost managed to take my breath away.
    That was the thing;
    you never got used to it.
    You never got used to the idea
    of someone being gone.
    Just when you think it’s okay,
    and you think you’ve accepted it,
    someone points it out to you,
    and it hits you all over again,
    and it’s just as shocking
    as the first time...

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    Do you think he remembers
    the moments too?
    Do you think he looks at a calendar
    and just pauses for a second,
    remembering the significant events that happened
    this day years in the past?
    Does a boy’s heart ache when he thinks of
    what used to be,
    or does it not even cross his mind?

  8. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:56am UTC
    That moment, when
    you realize you've
    had your earphones
    on for like an hour, but
    didnt play anything

  9. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:02am UTC
    Dear girls who think it's cool to take pictures in their bathroom,
    Seeing your toilet is not attractive.
    Sincerely, you forgot to flush.

  10. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    Teacher Logic
    Tells us to raise our hand to answer a question.
    Calls on anyone who isn't raising their hand.

  11. TheGirlWhoLived* TheGirlWhoLived*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    Imagine how different your life would be if...
    you said literally everything that was on your mind.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    daily reminder:
    you need calories
    simply to continue to
    function and exist.
    Losing weight: you need to eat.
    Maintaining weight: you need to eat.
    Didn't workout: you need to eat.
    Ate a lot yesterday: you need to eat.
    Happy: you need to eat.
    Sad: you need to eat.
    Everyone: needs to eat, every day.
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  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    if i haven't
    embarrassed myself in
    front of you yet,
    dont worry, it will happen
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  14. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>>
    Don't Deny It......
    right know, your legs are either crossed or one hand is touching you face.

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    *Gets invited to Sweet 16*
    Mom: You should really go
    Me: lol no.
    Mom: You'll have fun
    Me: I don't like having fun...
    Mom: What's better sitting on the computer all night or hanging out with people?
    Me: You really want me to answer that?

  16. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:20am UTC
    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
    ..........
    .........
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    ..........
    "Bison."

  17. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Me: oh i look decent in this picture
    Me: i shall use this profile picture on all of my social network accounts for the next 50 years

  18. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    We all have that friend
    that we like and hate at the same time

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 4:16am UTC
    here's a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don't be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
    they're not depressed because they're single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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