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  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Me: *opens witty*
    Witty: Please sign in.
    Me: *signs in*
    Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
    Me: Then why
    Me: the fück
    Me: did you tell me
    Me: to sign
    Me: in.

  2. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Today a officer came into my class to talk about substance abuse.
    He had a few pictures in his hands and he said he already spoke with the family
    and that they were okay with him sharing this story. He showed us a picture of the
    cuteset baby boy I had ever seen. His name was Jason, and he showed us more
    pictures, and he told us how intellegent he was, and what great of an athlete he was.
    But then he said at the age of fifteen, Jason started using marij/uana. At first it was
    no big deal, but then he got hooked. He used marij/uana so much he didn't even get
    a high from it anymore, so he moved onto me/th. Jason's parents had no idea as
    to what was going on, they were just called about Jason's grades going from A's to
    F's. Then they got called into school almost every week due to Jason getting in a
    fight. He was just so angry all the time and he just wanted to fight anyone. One night
    he came home and his mother said something to him he didn't quite like, so he
    slammed her through a wall. When Jason's dad got home, he was so angry, he
    beat Jason senseless. But that didn't help anything. Jason went back to the drugs
    and back to the fighting. He started stealing from everyone for me/th. Then he got
    in more trouble for beating up people. One day Jason and his friends were so
    messed up on drugs, for fun they went driving down the road, attacking people,
    beating some to the point they were in the hospital. Jason got arrested, they all
    got arrested. But Jason's parent's loved that sweet little boy in the baby picture
    so much, they took him in after three years in prison, as long as he got help.
    Jason didn't get any help, he went back to the drugs, he went back to the
    crowd of people he had always hung out wtih. When Jason was twenty five
    years old his parents came home, Jason was there waiting for them. He
    attacked his parents with a knife in both hands and was planning on killing
    both of his parents. His dad had no choice. He shot him, and he was taken to
    the hospital. Jason survived, and he recovered and he went back home. Where
    he returned to the substance abuse. Not long after that, Jason had done it
    for far too long, and he hated himself, and he took his own life. And what was
    worse for the family was Jason had a younger sister. Who was following right along
    in her brothers footsteps. But luckily for her, she some how found her way out. She
    was clean, and she is now a happy thirty four year old woman with two daughters.
    Then the officer looked at us and said "I know what you're thinking 'How do we
    know you're telling the truth?" he paused for a moment, before I almost saw
    a grown man burst into tears, he said "Jason was my son."

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    I DONT THINK YOU GET
    IT IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY
    IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
    SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
    GROW SOME KAHONÉS AND TELL HER

  4. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    once, i was walking into school
    &The girl i hate
    w a s w a l k i n g i n f r o n t o f m e
    and whispering about me and then
    [ A bird flew over her head]
    and shït right on her head.
    and honestly, it was the best thing ever

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 2:14am UTC
    rest in peace
    cory monteith
    31 years was nowhere near long enough.
    praying for lea and his family & friends.

  6. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 12:28am UTC
    I was in the hospital today
    and I saw a cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
    "hey, this one can't run away"

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    Texting two people at one time
    Is too much for my anti-social brain to handle.

  8. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    my parents fullcking lied.
    Talking to strangers on the internet was like the best decision of my life.

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    I SHOULD'VE
    let go of you
    a long time ago
    but i'm still hoping
    WE CAN BE TOGETHER
    someday.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    it makes me uncomfortable that they
    don't shoot movies in chronological order by scene

  11. kaykutie96 kaykutie96
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    My boyfriend isn't allowed to text another girl "Good morning." She wanna hear good morning? She can watch Good Morning America.

  12. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    I want to find
    love
    when I least expect it.
    I want to find love just by brushing up against someone on
    a train and apologize and we just see something special in
    each other. I want to fall in love buying popcorn at a movie theatere.
    I want to fall in love tripping my own two feet
    and this someone helps me up. I want to fall in love in some kind of weird silly way like people do in those overrated cute little movies.
    I want to fall in love when I think
    that their really is no one left for me.
    But it's sad to think that kind of thing probably won't happen.

  13. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 6:10am UTC
    I know
    that it's extremely hard and embarrassing to tell your crush you love him.
    That it's scary to see what his response is; if he hates you or likes you back.
    And if it'll change anything between you; the friendships, the memories,
    that you've kept forever, and will always remember.
    But, I personally think it'd be cute to try and mix it up a little bit.
    How about the girls make the first move? Will it hurt?
    But just imagine; hearing his positive response.
    That he actually loves you back, and asks you to be your girlfriend.
    Just imagine girls, just imagine.

  14. *toxic waste* *toxic waste*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 6:09am UTC
    It always rains hardest on the people
    that deserve sunshine

  15. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    only watching a show because the actors are attractive.

  16. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Sophie and Alex we're best friends. Sophie was a girl, Alex was a boy. Sophie andAlex didnt care if people thought they were going out. secretly Sophie wished Alex would ask her out, she thought it was going to happen. Alex was the most popular boy in their school when they went to High School. He was the cute "emo" guy who every girl loved. Sophie didn't think much of it. She thought he'd turn to her for a date. Alex was the only guy she cared about. She rejected everyone who asked her out. One day, Alex got asked out by a girl who fitted his personality. He excitdly said "yes" and told sophie what had happened. Sophie was shocked. A completely different girl to her. She stuttered "Okay". Alex was happier than ever, and it depressed Sophie seeing that all this was happening. She had to watch them hold hands, hug...But it all got too much when they kissed. Sophie was shocked, she couldn't sleep and cried all day and night. She scived school. Sophie wanted to see his face, but she couldn't bear to see his girlfriends. What could she do ? She stayed on MSN all dayfor him. He sometimes came on. The last wirds he said before they got off was I love You more than her BYexx. Sophie was tough by the last words he said, She decided to go to school again. When she got there, Alex ran over to her and hugged her. While his girlfriend wasen't there. Alex was still going out with his girlfriend, but Sophie accepted. She knew it would come to an end. Well, she hoped.. and he did too. Alex and Sophie grew stronger together, and Alex and his girlfriend grew apart. As the long summer days went past. Sophie looked through the albums of photographs of them together. She missed those days alot. She stroked the picture of him hugging her, his and her eyes sparkling with love. She knew she had to cope through this situation. She has to win him back beauce otherwise she would be stuck with no one. She had thought about suicide before. But she passed that over. She wrote in her diary everyday what happened, she couldnt talk to anyone about this. She couldn't see why Alex hadn't dumped his girlfriend yet. The next day at school, Alex was having time with his girlfriend. She couldn't cope. She ordered Alex's favorite food from the cafeteria, vegetarian lasangne and chips. Through she didn't feel like eating it. She took her food and locked herself on one of the toilets, crying. She ate scraps of the food. When she had finished, she scrambled through her bag for her pencase. She got out a thick ,black pen and graffited on the walls beside her, She wrote things like," your not going to live" and "please let the ones who want to die, die!" She cried into her hands and smudged all of the graffitti to show her emotion. 3 months later, Sophie was barely holding on. He was still going out with the girl. One day, her head teacher called her into her office. "sophie . We can see what's happening to you. Your so thin and you seem to be lonely. What's happened to Alex?" As soon as she heard the name Alex ,she cried,tears streaming. " He doesn't love me. He said he did, but he doesn't!" she cried. "Don't worry, you will find someone some day." The head teacher said ,rubbing her back. " So what exactly happened?" The head teacher asked soothingly. After an hour of explaining, the head teacher knew what to do. She called her parents to pick her up and take her home to have a rest from Alex. Sophie knew it wasn't going to work. There were so many things that reminded her of Alex. Alex came over one afternoon. He was crying too. " Babe, I don't know what I've done!" He said holding her tight against him. " I should have never done this!" His eyeliner was running. "what shall I do?"he asked, whispering. " i don't care, I don't think I"ll live long enough." Sophie answered ,weakly. Alex looked in her eyes. He could see her weakness.He could see he was going to be a murderer. Unless he changed one thing. he rang his girlfriend immediately. "I'ts over !" he screamed into the phone. "I'm a destroyer! I should have said no to you." "why honey...is it " his girlfriend paused. She knew what he meant. She understood. He quickly ended the call. And looked at Sophie. "Yes." he said , pulling her into him. They kissed passionately, Sophie was so happy. And so was he. "Thank you." he said after the first dose. They made out more and Sophie leaned onto his chest and he fell backwards on her bed. They cuddled, he wrapped his foot around hers,and then they stopped after awhile." I love you." he said smiling.

  17. baby_doll_sane baby_doll_sane
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 10:50am UTC
    An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.

  18. damon43 damon43
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 1:19am UTC
    I love it when.. #9
    A girl has a good sense of humor, it makes her easier to talk to and I can joke around with her :)

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    the heart may freeze.
    OR IT CAN BURN
    the pain will ease if i can learn
    there is no future
    there is no past
    i live this moment
    as my last
    THERE'S ONLY US.

  20. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    Oh my god, I just hate this one girl!
    Please hear me out guys? Okay, so she's like, so annoying! I HATE her so much! She's always making me feel stupid and she always helps my grades go down by making me pay attention to her frickin problems! She's ALWAYS rambling on about unnessessary problems in her life, like can you SHUT UP NO ONE CARES. Good GOD. I hope she knows everyone wants her to die. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something. Oh yeah, and she's so self centered! She thinks she's the most important subject of everything, like once I was talking about nails but NOPE she just has to BUTT IN and interrupt my comversation, like seriously?? UGH. JUST. FREAKING. DIE. ALREADY. OMFG. Trust me, if you knew her, you would say the same thing. But wait, you do know her, because her name is Math.

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