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your mom's chest hair*
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April 10, 2013 1:27pm UTC

At age 5 she wants to be a ballerina ,
At age 8 she wants to be an astronaut ,
At age 10 she wants to be a teacher,
At age 13 she wants to be a doctor,
At age 16 she wants to be dead.

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Siriusly Riddikulus*
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April 4, 2013 5:04am UTC

Cut cake, not wrists. ♥

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Bee
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April 4, 2013 5:07am UTC

I wish I was that girl that you always chased after to hug from behind, the one who squeals and turns around to find out it's you. Wishing I could get just one hug off of you. Wishing I wasn't shy, so then i could come up behind you and hug you by surprise. I want our friendship exactly the same as what it was last year ❤❤

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vanilla_shortcake
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April 4, 2013 5:05am UTC

...I know the voices in arn't real
.....but sometime's their
ideas are just absolutely
awesome!

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inlovewithfinnharries
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April 4, 2013 5:43am UTC

Don't talk, just act.
Don't say, just show.
Don't promise, just prove

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inlovewithfinnharries
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April 4, 2013 5:45am UTC

i don't feel like LAUGHING.or TALKING.i just want to be left alone and CRY and SCREAM .
anything,just not around people.

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phee*
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April 4, 2013 5:53am UTC

I believe that one day this world will be free
free from the judging of society
free from the differences between ugly and beautiful
free from the sickening laughter from people who don't care
free from suicidal attempts and slit wrists
free from unrequited love and heartache
FREE♥
Format Credit - UntoldLove
HS

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OhHoePlease
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February 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

I wish anxiety and self doubt
could burn calories.
Then, I would finally be skinny.
format by ohhoeplease

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lovecrazy
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February 20, 2013 3:04pm UTC

I like people how I like my coffee...
I fcking hate coffee.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 20, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA

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EmilyxLovesxU
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February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC

At the Brit Awards imagine if...
Taylor was about to sit down,
Then Harry pulls her chair away
She falls and he shouts:
"Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
omg.

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iridescentstorm
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December 23, 2012 11:47am UTC

OMG, THE SUN IS ON FIRE!!!
OMG, THE OCEAN HAS FLOODED!!!
OMG, THE AIR HAS RUN DRY!!!

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gummybearzgorawr
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December 23, 2012 11:41am UTC

I ate my ice cream with a fork.
Hardcore.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 23, 2012 12:04pm UTC

If Countries Were Students:
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock that loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
The UK: The hot boy everyone wants to bang
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks

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BlackButterflies
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December 22, 2012 9:23pm UTC

so i went on a date today and literally the first thing i did when i got home was take off my jeans, (i hate wearing pants but i kind of need to if i want to leave the house.) get into a t-shirt that would fit a morbidly obese man, eat half a bar of chocolate and go on witty, because pretending to be a social human being is exhausting.
ladies and gentlemen, this is my life.

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LoveLikeWoexD
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December 23, 2012 1:24am UTC

Crying over a guy naw pick your head up princess, your tiaras falling

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