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so i went on a date today and literally the first thing i did when i got home was take off my jeans, (i hate wearing pants but i kind of need to if i want to leave the house.) get into a t-shirt that would fit a morbidly obese man, eat half a bar of chocolate and go on witty, because pretending to be a social human being is exhausting.

ladies and gentlemen, this is my life.

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