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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    hey mom u mind helping me carry the stove to the bathroom i have to take a selfie

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. selena8887777 selena8887777
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    the best pick up line ever: i have food and front row tickets to your favourite band
    even better pick up line: I have food and im in your favourite band

  4. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Girls Like me.
    Prolouge
    When I was 13, the only guy I had ever liked, asked me out.
    I was thrilled, in fact, I remember not being able to stop smiling.
    He told me everything I wanted to hear, did everything I wanted to see.
    In my eyes, he was perfect.
    But 5 months later, he broke it off, like nothing was wrong.
    His friends laughed and joked about how foolish I was to believe that someone like him would actually fall for a girl like me.
    I was devistated, to the point where I would miss days of school to avoid the torture.
    After all the nights of crying, my mom finally agreed to send me to my dad's house in Maine.
    "2 years Bree, then you're coming home." I remember her telling me as I boarded my flight.
    The day I left for my dad's house, I promised myself I would be a stronger person when I came home.
    Not only that, but I promised myself that I would get revenge on the boy that broke my heart.
    During those two years, I grew out my blonde hair, that now reached over half way down my back.
    I ran two miles everyday, giving me the legs and body of a super model.
    I turned myself into my ex boyfriend's deffinition of perfect, in hopes that maybe he would fall for me again.
    This time though, he would be the one to end up feeling broken.
    And now, here I stand, two years later, as a 15 year old.
    In just 5 minutes, my flight would be landing back in California, back in the hell hole that I left 2 years ago today.
    As we neared closer to the ground, I pictured all of my friends waiting for me at the airport.
    Then, I pictured the look on Jake's face when he saw the girl that i've become.
    When the flight came to a complete stop, I grabbed my bags and began making my way off of the plane.
    "Bree!" Jaycie and Zoe shrieked, greeting me with a huge hug.
    "I missed you guys so much!" I exclaimed.
    They helped my bring all of my bags out to the car, and then, we began our journey back to my house.
    "So," Zoe began. "Are you here to fall in love with Jake again?" She raised her eye brows teasingly.
    "Hah." I let out a sarcastic laugh. "In his dreams."
    I wasn't being cocky, just confident.
    "Well from what I hear, he's excited to see you again." Jaycie sighed.
    "Well, I guess we'll see." I muttered, noticing we were almost home.
    As we entered my driveway, my mom anxiously pulled open the car door.
    "It's so good to see you again honey!" my mom squeezed me.
    "It's good to see you again too mom." I replied, a little embarrassed.
    Then suddenly, another car pulled into the drive way.
    "What's up short stuff?" Ryan laughed, hopping out of his car, along with Noah and Jake.
    I laughed, greeting him with a hug.
    Then Noah, and then Jake.
    "It's good to see you again." Jake smiled slightly.
    "It's good to see you, too." I lied right through my teeth.
    I stared at him, taking in that familiar smile, and the mouth that lied to me so many times.
    This Summer, I was going to show Jake how much stronger I have become.
    I was going to show him what he gave up 2 years ago.
    And most of all, I was going to show him why you don't mess with
    girls like me.
    [[ Feedback?(: Not my best introduction, but the story will get better, I promise. The Character link is up on my profile, for those of you who are interested. ]]
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    © Format Credit; The Mascara Series

  5. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 8:21am UTC
    Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
    Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
    Something must have happened last Friday night.
    Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
    Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
    That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
    She must be wide awake now..

  6. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 10:12am UTC
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    You kill all the,.~*^*~. c a t e r p i l l a r s .Then complain t h a t t h e r e a r e n o, Butterflies.εїз εїз εїз εїз εїз εїз [x] [x] [x]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    How to be hated on witty #2
    Spell one of the One Direction members' names wrong. Wait and see what happens.

  9. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Random fact #7
    When a person cries and the first tear comes from the right eye, it's from happiness, but if the first roll is from the left, it is pain.

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:35am UTC
    " I think one direction is loved by girls
    and hated by guys because they sing every word a girl wants to hear
    and what every guys is afraid to say."
    format credit to OneDirection

  11. army_of_love army_of_love
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
    the little voice in your head read that like a stereotypical surfer dude, right?

  12. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    When I Go To Bed
    half the time I'm not really sleeping, Im usually lying there making scenerios
    in my head.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    That moment when
    You can actually feel the pain in your chest
    from seeing or hearing
    something that breaks your heart...

  14. ernst ernst
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    sometimes when im lonely
    I sit outside and talk to the moon. I always wonder if someone is on the other side talking to me too. Well, If you ever need someone to talk to, if you ever feel lonely, I'm always on the other side, listening.

  15. msniallhoran13 msniallhoran13
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    It takes a million compliments to bulid you up.
    But it takes only one insult to bring you crashing down.
    nmf

  16. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
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    May 22, 2012 7:05pm UTC
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  17. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    what i if told you
    you read that line wrong ^^

  18. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    This is Mr. Bunny:
    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    (")_(")
    Mr. Bunny is planning world domination.

  19. bethanyfaithbrown bethanyfaithbrown
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Dear Auto
    Correct,
    Stop correcting my words you stupid peice of shut.
    -__________________-
    Really delete this quote?

  20. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    Keep an extra tab open in case their parents come?

:)

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