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ellen_m_7

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Member Since: 23 Apr 2011 11:01am

Last Seen: 3 Jun 2013 03:23pm

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  1. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    7 Quotes For Moving On
    "Real men stay faithful. They don’t have time to look for other women because they’re too busy looking for new ways to love their own."
    "When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say."
    "If you aren’t happy being single you will never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life and love it first, then share it."
    "If you’re single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next."
    "Stop going back to the one who brings you more pain than happiness. It’s not worth it to continue to invest your feelings into somebody unworthy of your love."
    "Love when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely."
    "There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page or just closing the book."

  2. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Random fact #10
    SweeTarts are just compressed tablet versions of pixy stix!
    Okay now I just feel stupid...

  3. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    You were SO wasted last night
    Dude I wasn't that bad...
    Oh really? You ran up to a kid with round glasses and harassed him for an autograph, because you thought he was Harry Potter
    ...well did I get it?
    :)NMF/NMQ

  4. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Random fact #9
    One day three autumns:
    A chinese idiom used when you miss someone so much, one day feels as long as three years.

  5. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Random fact #8
    There's a town in England called "Bitchland".

  6. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Random fact #7
    When a person cries and the first tear comes from the right eye, it's from happiness, but if the first roll is from the left, it is pain.

  7. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Random fact #6
    Women are more influenced by how a man smells than how he looks.

  8. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Random fact #5
    Eating breakfast will help you burn 5 - 20 % more calories throughout the day.

  9. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Random fact #4
    The least financially successful Harry Potter film made $90 million more than the most successful twilight movie.

  10. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Random fact #3
    When you blush the lining of your stomach also turns red!

  11. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Random fact #2
    People who complain of boredom are 2.5 times more likely to die from a heart attack or stroke than those who don't.
    Admit it, we're all screwed.

  12. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Random fact #1
    On average a woman will speak about 7,000 words per day while a man will only speak about 2,000.
    Should I start a series?

  13. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    *When I get home from school*
    me: *Sees brother* Sam go away!
    me: Oh hey mom. Yes my day was fine...
    me: Yes dad, I'll do my homework. Dad I just want to relax. DAD.
    me: *Dog walks in the room* WHO'S A GOOD GIRL? WHO'S MY GOOD GIRL? WHO'S MY BEAUTIFUL DOGGY WOGGY? IS IT YOU? YES IT IS! ARE YOU A GOOD GIRL? YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE!
    Family:
    Me:
    Family:
    Me:
    Dog: *walks away*
    Me: LET ME LOVE YOU

  14. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    I'm not saying I hate you,
    but if you were ever hit by a bus, I'd probably be driving the bus.

  15. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    and when
    do you finally just give up?
    When do you decide that it's just too much?

  16. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    91
    I just logged on to this.
    Needless to say, it made my day.

  17. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    (-.(-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).^).-)
    This is my crew.
    Ignore Steve, he's new.

  18. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    2013
    The year when the movie "2012" will be moved
    from the action section to the comedy section.
    Nt mineee:)

  19. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do
    He said you cant go hating others who have done wrong to you.
    Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn.
    Let the good Lord do His job and you just pray for them....
    I pray your brakes go out running down a hill
    I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the
    head like I'd like to
    I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
    I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls
    I pray all your dreams never come true
    Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you
    ;)

  20. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    You never know
    how fast you can
    text until you're
    really, really mad.

:)

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