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Imperfectedmuffinhappy witty anniversary!

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  1. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 3:05pm EDT
    my parents: why don't you hang out with your friends?
    me: because you won't buy me plane tickets to visit them
    *tumblr*

  2. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
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    August 2, 2012 2:28pm EDT
    (c) 2012 erin at Mortem. Feel free to use this format, however you must leave all credit on and leave all credit as is. You can not REDISTRIBUTE IT either. You in no way can change the form of credit unless you are making it MORE VISIBLE.
    So young, so damaged.
    format © mortem
    (c) 2012 erin at mortem. Do not remove any credit.

  3. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
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    August 2, 2012 2:22pm EDT
    You are welcome to use this format (that was made by Mortem) however you must remember the following:
    1. Do not claim it as your own.
    2. Do not erase or try to conceal credit.
    I hurt myself so others can't.
    format » mortem

  4. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
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    August 2, 2012 2:19pm EDT
    (c) 2012 erin at Mortem. Feel free to use this format, however you must leave all credit on and leave all credit as is. You can not REDISTRIBUTE IT either. You in no way can change the form of credit unless you are making it MORE VISIBLE.
    Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.
    format © mortem
    (c) 2012 erin at mortem. Do not remove any credit.

  5. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
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    August 2, 2012 2:10pm EDT
    (c) 2012 erin at Mortem. Feel free to use this format, however you must leave all credit on and leave all credit as is. You can not REDISTRIBUTE IT either. You in no way can change the form of credit unless you are making it MORE VISIBLE.
    Stop ignoring me.
    Stop ignoring me.
    Stop ignoring me.
    Stop ignoring me.
    Stop ignoring me.
    Stop ignoring me.
    Stop ignoring me.
    Stop ignoring me.
    Stop ignoring me.
    format © mortem
    (c) 2012 erin at mortem. Do not remove any credit.

  6. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 9:18am EDT
    girl: oh you don"t like my quotes? i don't care, i make my quotes to please myself.
    me: lol ok.
    girl: omg why doesn't my quote have like 4390352908523 faves?!
    me: but you just sai-
    girl: ugh shut up i hate you.
    me:
    girl:
    me:
    girl:
    me: k.

  7. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 4:47am EDT
    am i the only human being on this earth that didn't watch the olympics?

  8. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 8:16am EDT
    stop putting 19283847 gifs on your about me.
    if i wanted to see random pictures i would be on tumblr, tyvm.

  9. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
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    August 1, 2012 5:43am EDT
    So I heard you like bad guys.
    No.
    nmq/nmf
    Well don't mean to brag but-
    I said no.
    nmq/
    Don't you think some 'I don't mean to brag' quotes are getting a bit unoriginal?

  10. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 5:36pm EDT
    you are not 'forever alone'.
    if you want a (boy)friend get off the damn computer. go outside, take a walk in the park. you'll be suprised to see the amount of people your age. try talking to them. who knows, maybe you'll end up becoming close friends. go up to strangers, do something kind; you might just make their day. help a kid build a sand castle, you'll feel far better by now. help an old lady (/man) cross the street, show them that not all of our generation is full of disrespectful snobs. walk around and breath in the fresh air. see, it isn't so hard now is it?
    all you gotta do is stop complaining to random strangers online & try moving your a'ss.

  11. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
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    July 31, 2012 8:33am EDT
    ok guys i need to vent, ignore this quote if you're going to send me hate because you think i'm 'complaining'.
    having a guy best friend isn't how everyone tells you it's like. just because he's a guy doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings. just because he's a guy doesn't mean he won't start any drama. just because he's a guy doesn't mean you'll feel like a princess around him. just because he's a guy doesn't mean he won't gossip. just because he's a guy doesn't mean he won't back stab you. just because he's a guy doesn't mean you can trust him any more than a girl. & just because you two are friends doesn't mean you will end up dating him. stop living in dreamland and enjoy your friendships with girls.

  12. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 11:44am EDT
    click to see this quote

  13. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 11:37am EDT
    "Complaining about life, one of the few things I do on a daily basis." Jaycie's wise words.

  14. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
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    July 29, 2012 1:50pm EDT
    i don't get why people think it's unacceptable to date someone 5 years older than you. that's not a big difference, it may feel like it but 20 years from now you won't be able to tell that they're not the same age. + why does it matter to you? you aren't going to die bc they're dating, now are you?

  15. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
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    July 29, 2012 12:53pm EDT
    .."i love you too" i clench my fists as i lie through my teeth. if only he knew how much i hated that line, if only he knew how much love disgusted me..

  16. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
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    July 29, 2012 8:06am EDT
    What is a good quote?
    A good quote is something witty, clever, funny or inspirational that you would want to hang on your wall and read again and again. A good quote is something you wouldn't be ashamed of if someone you knew read it. A good quote is something strangers would reblog or print out and hang on their walls.
    Thank you Steve, some people (cough 1d fact accounts cough) need to understand this.

  17. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:27am EDT
    血は水よりも濃い

  18. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:32am EDT
    i'm watching cyberbully again. i love it when she breaks down in her mother's arms and she starts trashing & screaming omfg.

  19. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
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    July 28, 2012 9:21am EDT
    Philiophobia,
    the fear of being in love and falling in love. The risk is usually
    when a person has confronted any emotional turmoil relating
    to love in the past. Philophobia is defined as the abnormal,
    persistent and unwarranted fear of falling in love. This affects
    the quality of life and pushes a person away from commitment.
    It also triggers various symptoms that may incorporate sweating,
    irregular heartbeat, shortness of breath, feelings of dread, nausea
    and feeling of restlessness. The worst aspect of fear of being in
    love and falling in love is that it keeps a person in solitude.

  20. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:23am EDT
    i hurt myself
    (( t o d a y t o s e e if i s t i ll F E E L ))
    » i FOCUSe on the PAIN
    ♥ ////// t h e O N L Y t h i n g t h a t ' s r e a l

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