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idgafSOstfu
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January 26, 2013 8:40pm UTC

him: i love you!
me: ertyujk
him: what?
me: sorry i sneezed and hit the keyboard..
i'm allergic to bullsh/t!
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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Cammie
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Does anyone remember the Naked Brothers Band?

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 4:42pm UTC

what if someone called your phone, whispered your witty username and then hung up

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pizzaperson
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 9:36am UTC

Relatable Post #4784
That awkward moment
when you start the test
and you can't even
answer the first question.
nmq

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Witty: Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine
Witty: Don't cha wish your users were always online
Witty: DON'T CHA
Facebook: Stop. This isn't funny anymore.
Witty: DON'T CHA

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 12:11pm UTC

Asking me:
Do you like music?
Is like me asking you:
do you like breathing?

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l0vee34
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 12:08pm UTC

when you were little and had to sleep with all your stuffed animals
so none of them would get their feelings hurt.

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LoudButUnheard
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:39pm UTC

Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails or hospitals?
I want a scary movie in Walmart.
"Clean up on isle 13."
"But sir.. there is no aisle 13."
*Dramatic music*

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LoudButUnheard
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Why do we call it
truth or dare
when we all know it's really,
"Who do you like"
or
"Awkward sexual task."

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idgafSOstfu
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they are dead.

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idgafSOstfu
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 3:02pm UTC

The words
"haters" and "swag"
are overused by the people who have niether.

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idgafSOstfu
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 3:46pm UTC

That annoying moment when,
your friends make it really
obvious that you like your crush.

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idgafSOstfu
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 7:22pm UTC

I have 20 chicken nuggets.
10 for me and 10 for me.

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idgafSOstfu
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 11:10pm UTC

HARD TIMES
WILL
ALWAYS
REVEAL
TRUE
FRIENDS

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idgafSOstfu
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I wish I could go back to the day I met you and
walk da hell away

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Do you think God ever gets sad? Like, 'What do you mean you hate yourself, that you don't love yourself? I worked so hard on you."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 1:36am UTC

skinny friend: omg i'm so fat, i need to go on a diet.
me:
me:
me: i am whale
me: hear me roar
me: *inhales five cheeseburgers*

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Dollface22
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 5:55pm UTC

tasted nutella for the
first time today
ALL THE WASTED
YEARS

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伤*
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Depresstion
» has DESTROYED me
IT MADE ME SUFFER IT MADE ME HATE PEOPLE
i'm suppose to love
i'm not who » i used (( to be ))
I have slowly lost everything and now its
COMING IN FOR THE KILL

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phee
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 1:20pm UTC

if
sadness was
an ocean,
i would
drown
in it

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