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lovecrazy
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January 17, 2013 4:00pm UTC

*Calling my mom at work*
Me: *In an awful British accent* Mummy!
Her: Hi, dear.
Me: *Shoving cupcake in my mouth* These cupcakes are delicious.
Her:
Me: What time will you be home?
Me: I'm lonely!
Me: Don't forget to get me some toothpaste, my breath needs to be fresh!
Her:
Me: Seriously though, what time will you be home?
Her:
Me:
Her: Honey, I think you have the wrong number.
Me:
Her:
Me: Well...
Me: This is awkward..
Me: *Hangs up*
*Calls my mom*
Her: What?!
Me: Aha! This is my mummy!

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idgafSOstfu
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December 12, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Being Single Sucks
when you know exactly who you wanna be with

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idgafSOstfu
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December 23, 2012 8:10pm UTC

If he introduced you to his friends and not his family ,
yeah you're the side chick .

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idgafSOstfu
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January 16, 2013 11:58am UTC

Janitor: "From the window to the walls. Cleaning up the bathroom stalls. Til my mop wets all these halls, and all you b*tches fall."

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idgafSOstfu
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November 17, 2012 6:05pm UTC

My heart is perfect because you're inside.
♥

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idgafSOstfu
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November 6, 2012 10:13pm UTC

O.B.A.M.A :
Obviously Best At Managing America

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Julielool
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August 14, 2012 6:34pm UTC

I wish i could lay down with you & just forget the world.
I wish you could hug me like you hug her.
I wish you left her,for me.
I wish you could hold my hand.
I wish you could cuddle with me like you do with her .
i just wish we were atleast friends again .
I wish there was a "Us".
But you're with her ..
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Julielool
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August 6, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Wanted by many,
Taken by none,
Talking to some,
just waiting for one .

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_NeverLetThisGo_
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August 6, 2012 1:02pm UTC

To anyone who s ever told you you're no good...
they're no better.
-Hayley Williams

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marylouRockin
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August 5, 2012 2:25pm UTC

The mirror can lie.
It doesn't show what's inside.
-Demi Lovato

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soccerloverx03x
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August 5, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Fine. Don't respond to my text.
I like food better than I like you anyways.
nfm/fmq

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Scarlettgirl8
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August 5, 2012 5:44pm UTC

"I once told Harry I was leaving
the band on the 30th of Febuary. He cried for hours, before he realised there was no 30th of February."
-Zayn Malik
♥

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Checkmate
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August 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC

When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

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idgafSOstfu
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August 2, 2012 6:54pm UTC

B*ches are like alarm clocks:
They won't shut up unless you hit them.

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Tiffany_xD
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July 28, 2012 10:05pm UTC

Friend: Hey, Wanna hangout?
Me: No, I have plans.
Friend: Oh. :( What are you doing?
Me: I'm. . .Shuffling.
Friend: What about tomorrow then?
Me: Sorry.. Everyday I'm shuffling.

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