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  1. sportyzach123 sportyzach123
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Famous Failures
    Walt Disney: Fired from a newspaper for “lacking imagination” and “having no original ideas”…
    Albert Einstein: Wasn’t able to speak until he was almost four years old and his teachers said he would “never amount to much”
    The Beatles: Rejected by Decca Recording studios, who said “we don’t like their sound… They have no future in show business”
    Steve Jobs: At the age of 30, he was left devastated and depressed after being unceremoniously removed from the company he started
    Michael Jordan: After being cut from his high school basketball team, he went home, locked himself in his room and cried
    Eminem: A High School dropout, whose personal struggles with drugs and poverty culminated in an unsuccessful suicide attempt
    Oprah Winfrey: Was demoted from her job as a news anchor because she… “wasn’t fit for television.”
    “If You’ve Never Failed, You’ve Never Tried Anything New”

  2. SecondThoughts SecondThoughts
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    if you had a nintendo ds and you
    didn't colour the whole pictochat
    screen black, then most likely you
    weren't a normal child.
    ~luke reeve~

  3. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    trouble
    Chapter 44
    Three Months Later
    "Are you ready?" I asked Scarlet, as my phone lit up for the seventh time within the past ten minutes. A small smile lit across my face when I saw that it was only Travis, asking why Scarlet and I were so late to our double date. "I think Darren and Travis are getting impatient."
    Darren was new to our school, and he just came six months into Scarlet's pregnancy.
    Although everyone warned him to stay away from her, he couldn't help but find interest in her.
    They've been dating for two months now, and he doesn't mind that Scarlet's carrying a baby that wasn't his.
    In fact, he supported her.
    Scarlet rolled her eyes, before spritzing some hairspray into her blonde curls. "Tell them that I'm nine months pregnant, and I could be late if I want to."
    I laughed, before jabbing away at my phone. "You do realize that we're half and hour late, right?"
    Scarlet snorted, before finally setting her can of hairspray back on her vanity. "Hey, if I'm going to be this fat for a date, at least let me look decent."
    I would've been lying if I said that Scarlet didn't look huge.
    Her stomach was bulging out of her maternity blouse, and she had gained a few extra pounds from all of her pregnancy cravings throughout the past nine months.
    But, she didn't look bad.
    She looked healthy.
    Suddenly, I noticed a puddle by her leg, as I frowned. "Scar, you didn't spill any hairspray, did you?"
    Scarlet raised an eyebrow, shaking her head. "No, of course not. What kind of question is that?"
    My eyes widened, as my lips suddenly parted.
    The puddle that was running down Scarlet's leg became increasingly big, as I began to panic.
    "Oh my gosh, Scar." I breathed. "Y-Your water broke!"
    Scarlet's eyes widened, as she stared below her feet.
    She let out a gasp, as her face suddenly flushed. "No!" she shrieked. "This can't be happening! I'm not due for another two weeks!"
    I ran a hand through my hair, not caring how many hours it took for me to curl it.
    My hands fumbled through Scarlet's purse, as I fished out her keys.
    "We've got to get you to the hospital, right now." I quickly slurred, sounding incoherent.
    I hurried Scarlet down the stairs, as she suddenly let out a wince of pain.
    "It's hurting!" she snapped at me, suddenly fuming. "Why is it hurting so much?!"
    "Deep breaths." I ordered Scarlet, as she began to pant.
    I buckled her into the backseat, as I started up the car.
    I quickly dialed Travis' number, as he picked up on the first ring.
    "Riley?" he sounded angry. "You and Scarlet are thirty minutes late. Where the-"
    "No time, Travis." I cut him off, as I sped down the street. "You and Darren need to get to St. Marks hospital, right now."
    Travis muttered something to Darren, before he cleared his throat. "Did Scarlet-?"
    "Yes." I quickly said, before pulling in the parking lot. "I need to go now, okay? Come quick."
    I hung up on Travis, turning to face Scarlet, who's face was scrunched in pain.
    "Get this baby out of me!" she screamed, as I led her into the hospital.
    "Scarlet, hush." I tried to soothe her, as a nurse came rushing towards us. "Her water broke. She's screaming and telling me she's in pain and I just don't know what to-"
    The nurse placed a hand on my shoulder, as she set Scarlet down in a wheelchair.
    "We've got your sister covered." the nurse smiled softly. "Don't worry."
    My shoulders relaxed, as I nodded weakly.
    They had Scarlet under control.
    My best friend, no, sister, was giving birth any minute now.
    Sister.

  4. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 11:28am UTC
    This was posted on Facebook:
    bf n gf were siting at a tabel
    dey were haeving a conversatein
    da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbz will u luv me 4ever?"
    boy sed "NO...."
    girl was sad she ran away n cryed
    she triped over a CHAIR
    she was ded.
    boy ran over to pic up her body he wisperd in her ear "i ment to say.. ill love u 5ever."
    dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.
    This post made me ill.

  5. legendx3 legendx3
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    They're Just Words
    Yayyy Witty's working again! All you have to do is press "click on this quote" on my profile to see my stories. Sorry it took so long. Love you guys <3

  6. smarties101 smarties101
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    and i dont get waves of missing you any more. theyre more like tsunami tides in my eyes.

  7. smarties101 smarties101
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    For a week every month a girl has the sudden feeling that they need to murder their male PE teacher

  8. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Yesterday is history
    Tomorrow is a mystery
    But today is a gift
    That is why it's called the present.

  9. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    EVEN THE SNOW
    FALLS FOR YOU.

  10. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    No,i'm happy for you,truly.
    Yes she is very pretty.
    I'm sure you have a lot in common.
    You like her a lot don't you?
    That's great.
    I like you a lot too.

  11. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    My ice pop just said:
    "What did one volcavo say to the other?"
    "I lava you!"
    Still a better love story than twilight.

  12. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    I'm bringin' lazy back
    lol jk that would take too much work.

  13. hoobubbly hoobubbly
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    Everyone has had a crush on a fictional character once in their lives.
    When I was seven I was pretty sure I was in love with Dash from the Incredibles.
    Sad. I know.

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    friend:
    if you're procrastinating and
    you know it clap your hands
    me:
    ill clap later
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  15. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    Me: I should really get started on my homework.
    Witty: lol nope
    Wattpad: lol nope
    Facebook: lol nope
    YouTube: lol nope
    Twitter: lol nope.
    Netflix: lol nope
    Fridge: lol nope
    Sleep: lol nope
    Me: Whats this homework thing you speak of?

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    "so, like how long
    have you been single?"
    "birth"
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  17. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    I'll never be the girl
    Who you see walking down the hallway, and you think,
    "Wow, she's gorgeous."
    I'll never be the girl
    Who you see cheering for her boyfriend
    at the school football game.
    I'll never be the girl
    Who knows all the answers.
    Gets an A on each test.
    I'll never be the girl
    Who can make up jokes on the spot
    Or can make somebody laugh in about two seconds.
    I'll never be 'that girl'.
    But maybe I could be more than just some girl to you?
    Maybe when I walk down the hallway, one day, you'll think,
    "Wow, she stands out."
    Maybe someday,
    We can sit on the bleachers at the school football game.
    Just talking.
    Maybe someday,
    You can tutor me.
    Maybe someday,
    We can be the idiots laughing in the corner of the room
    over some inside joke.
    And maybe someday, instead of being just some girl,
    I can be yours.
    format credit to theweirdkid

  18. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    I was sitting in the library and an attractive boy was staring at me and smiling, so I decided I had to do something about it. So I write my name and number on a piece of paper, fold it up, put it in my pocket, and decide when he gets up to leave, I'll hand it to him.
    He gets up to leave so I walk over and hand him the paper. He looks a bit confused but he smiles and takes it, and I walked away and sat down feeling like a boss for about 5 minutes. Then I reach into my pocket and find a bit of paper with my name and number on. And realize that I'd actually given him a receipt from a Tesco meal deal.
    I'm as smooth as a razor honestly.

  19. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    Normal people: hi there gorgeous ;)
    Me: if a bear with chainsaws for arms ever attacked you, I hope it would leave your face alone because I think you're kinda cute.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 8:08am UTC
    A brief summary of each Disney princess:
    Snow White:
    -She's only 14 years old
    -She's searching for her true love
    -Seriously, though, she'd be, like, a freshman in high school
    -She lives with 7 men. Deal with it.
    -She pretty much trusts anyone
    -She gets random animals to do her chores
    -She doesn't believe in washing her fruit before she eats it
    Cinderella:
    -She's19 years old
    -She hangs out with mice
    -They make all her dresses
    -She's treated like a slave by her family
    -She has a BAMF fair godmother
    -She's the queen of "if the shoe fits"
    -Has anybody ever seen the sequels?
    -Seriously, am I the only one?
    Aurora:
    -Aouurrooouuurra
    -She's 16
    -She sleeps through the entire movie
    -Honestly, that's all I know
    -Trust me, her fate is a lot worse in the original story. Look it up!
    Ariel:
    -She is also 16 years old
    -She is a hoarder
    -Screw destiny, she's a rebel
    -How the heck did she have a kid?
    -Oh, did I mention that she's a mermaid?
    Belle:
    -She's 17 years old
    -She wants adventure in the great white somewhere
    -She loves books but lets a sheep take a bite out of one
    -Doesn't take attitude from anyone
    -She's just awesome, alright?
    Jasmine:
    -She's almost 16
    -Seriously, Jafar is trying to seduce a 15 year old. And Aladdin is 18, so if anything happens between them, there could be trouble
    -Sneaks out at night
    -She's considered Disney's first "ethnic" princess
    Pocahontas:
    -She's 18 years old
    -Seriously, this entire movie is WRONG on so many levels. It is really historically inaccurate
    -She doesn't even end up marrying John Smith
    -She has a pet raccoon
    -Her best friend is a tree
    -She also has a sequel
    Fa Mulan:
    -Is as swift as a coursing river
    -With all the force of a great typhoon
    -And all the rage of a raging fire
    -She's mysterious as the dark side of the moon
    -Seriously, she's a BAMF
    -She's also a cross-dresser
    -DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
    Tiana:
    -Not a lot of people know her
    -Her ethnicity has been met with mixed reviews
    -She turns into a frog
    -She's a works a lot
    -I want her food
    Merida:
    -If yeh had theh chance teh change yeh fate,woullllld yeh?
    Rapunzel:
    -She is eighteen
    -She has bad hair days
    -She's us
    -Seriously, guys
    -She. Is. Us.

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